Italian!AU

What is up everybody? 💕 This is a blog dedicated to my Italian!AU for the Sanders Sides, hope you like it and enjoy it as much as I do! / Ciao a tutti! 💕 Questo è un blog dedicato alla mia Italian!AU per le Sanders Sides, spero vi possa piacere e appassionare come lo fa con me! ((Header by @keuwibird / Header di @keuwibird)) [Ask away some questions to the Sides, if you want! / Fate pure qualche domanda alle Sides, se volete!]

[tfatws319]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[hearted-words]

Tumblr meets Hallmark

[kuni-kuun]

Love language

[aerequets]

this was a commission for a very sweet person you know who you are 🥹 strong yor ™️

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[sailorsally]

saw first 7 episodes of sandman today. this is my takeaway so far.

[hunterschafer]

JENNA COLEMAN as JOHANNA CONSTANTINE THE SANDMAN | 1x03: Dream a Little Dream of Me

[huffylemon]

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

[paradise-sys]

what can I say? My thirst has been quenched. Gatorade, you’ve done it again

[spockvarietyhour]

Doctor Who "Twice Upon a Time"

[the-agency]

I'm here for "The Most Powerfuck space time machine"

[spockvarietyhour]

djahajjajw godfuckingdamnit

[airandangels]

[doctorwhoheritageposts]

doctor who heritage post

[miothle]

Font of All Waters⚖️🌊 (comms for tnbee)

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Just so you know, in the italian version of Good Omens, Bildad is not a cobbler but a ✨JUICE MAKER! ✨ Good demon offering apples in all shapes and forms since the beginning of times 🍎 Specialized obstetrician AND agronomist! He's also from the city of SUCC, to make the whole thing even more hilarious ahah

[expelliarmus]

[likethecastle]

the doctor really is just. character of all time. at their core they’re decent and truly appreciative and loving of the universe and everyone in it, but also a morally-gray, hypocritical bitch. they’re simultaneously a genius and an absolute dumbass. they’ve had upwards of thirteen personas who could ostensibly all be different characters except they’re also all exactly the same. puns. they could fight god and win and then be sad the next day about a restaurant being out of whipped cream. they’re a fool. they’re a criminal. they’re annoying to a point of pride. they’re occasionally terrifying. they care so very much. they’re an otherworldly being beyond comprehension but also they’re just a guy. they’re every gender and sexuality at once while also being none of them. they’re in love with the spaceship they drive around for a living. they can’t actually drive said spaceship

[doctorwhoheritageposts]

doctor who heritage post

[firefox-official]

i walk around with sunglasses on, even inside, because i’m super cool

[italian-sides]

Remo:

[childweanedonpoison]

Italian President Sergio Mattarella stands at the Altare della Patria (Altar of the Fatherland) to commemorate Liberation Day on 25th April. He only took off his mask as he and two corazzieri laid a laurel crown on the shrine of the Milite Ignoto, the tomb of an unknown soldier become a sacellum dedicated to the all Italian soldiers killed and missing during the wars. This year, due to the Covid19 pandemic, there are no formal celebrations, no gatherings, no processions to commemorate the anniversary.

[edwardsvirginity]

I would just like to take a second to thank every single fanfiction writer who’s ever published a fic. In the last 3 weeks, I’ve read over 890,000 words of fanfiction while in quarantine. I know legally, fanfiction writers are not considered “essential” but let me tell you: they are essential to me. Essential to my sanity, my wellbeing, my happiness. Fic gives me so much joy and such a love for the world and the people in it, and fic writers don’t ask for anything in return, except occasional engagement. So from the bottom of my heart: thank you fic writers. Thank you for keeping me company during this time of isolation. Thank you for writing stories that give me hope and take my mind off of my anxiety. Thank you for making me laugh even when I don’t think it’s possible. Thank you for giving me something to be excited about when it feels like the world is falling apart around me. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

[grantwilson]

quarantine emoji ask meme!

because i like ask memes and i, like most people, don’t have a lot going on right now

😊: what makes you happy?

😇: do you believe in guardian angels?

😘: are you in love?

😭: what’s the last thing you cried about?

😡: what makes you angry?

👻: do you believe in ghosts?

👽: do you believe in aliens?

☠️: what’s your biggest fear?

👾: what’s your favorite video game?

👁: what color are your eyes?

🧑‍🔧: what’s your dream job?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦: do you want to be a parent?

💍: do you want to get married?

🐶: do you have any pets?

🌹: what’s your favorite flower?

🌎: where are you from?

🌤: what’s your favorite type of weather?

🍏: what’s your favorite fruit?

🥕: what’s your favorite vegetable?

🍟: do you like fast food?

🍕: what pizza toppings do you like?

🍦: what’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

🍬: do you like candy?

☕️: coffee or tea?

🍺: do you drink?

🏈: do you like sports?

🏆: tell a story about something you’ve won!

🎟: what was the last concert you went to?

🎬: what’s your favorite movie?

🎤: what’s your favorite song?

🎸: do you play any instruments?

🚗: do you like driving?

🚨: have you ever been arrested?

✈️: what’s the last place you traveled to?

🏝: what 3 things would you bring to a deserted island?

🏫: if you’ve gone to college/university, what did you study? if not, what would you like to study?

⛪️: are you religious?

📱: show your home/lockscreen!

📷: post the last picture in your camera roll!

🚬: do you smoke?

🔮: do you believe in magic?

🛁: showers or baths?

🧸: do you still have any childhood toys?

🎈: when’s your birthday?

📚: what’s your favorite book?

📝: do you like writing?

✉️: do you write a lot of letters?

❤️: what’s something that you love?

💔: what’s something that you hate?

[max-is-tired]

Hell yeah ask away, keep me company while I cook lunch

[roses-bubbles]

Yes ask

[mijako98]

Yeah! Send me some ask! I wanna interact more :D now that I have the time!

[italian-sides]

send some questions to the italian bois, they'll be more than happy to reply!