I'm just here to pass the time

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[geniusoflove]

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

bring out the pussy

[acidhues]

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[animentality]

[sirartwork]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Tumblr has been increasingly malevolent recently and we can no longer just blame the Twitter refugees. No, something deeper is afoot.

[official-josh]

[arcadebroke]

[evillordzog]

Sound on

[purpleisnotacolor]

I had to make this lol

[thoughtportal]

propaganda of the forced birth movement

https://myanetwork.org/

[tunisian]

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Is this osha approved?

You'll have to find me after hours for an answer ;)

[slimegirldick]

Wearing this to my new job. Wish me luck 😁😊✌️

[slimegirldick]

There is concrete under my foreskin.

[archive-deactivated20260501]

[menoftiktok]

[sheherlockholmes]

[knifefightscene]

[cryptid-sighting]

Incredible new thing happening with Elon today: he fired a disabled Twitter engineer for prima facie discriminatory reasons, trashed talked the ex-employee on Twitter and then discovered this employee came to Twitter by way of an acquisition of that employee's software start up and the sale contains a clause that if Twitter terminates his employment it has to pay him 100 million for the software he developed. The fact Elon Musk might have to personally sell of Tesla stock to meet this obligation has caused Tesla's share price to dip yet again.

Also Musk deleted his tweet trashing the employee but it's preserved and being reposted by multiple Twitter users, at least until Musk can figure out a way to nuke the screen grabs from orbit.

[teal-deer]

keep circulating the screenshots

[oatscarwilde-deactivated2024022]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

we slidin

[evalkyrie]

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

[evalkyrie]

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

[iamthegiant3]

Holy trinity