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[jay-nya-uwu]

Ru

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[abalidoth]

You're telling me a french fried this

Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

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[roundearthsociety]

[apple]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[orcboxer]

you enter the public restroom. I'm standing by the front sink with my hands folded in front of me and a pile of unconscious (?) guys at my feet. a flushing sound, a stall door opens and a new guy emerges, passing all five pristine ceramic washbowls with their fully loaded soap dispensers on his way to the exit, but just before he reaches the door I grab him by the nape and slam his head into the sink. he joins the comatose Pisshands Platoon on the floor. I return to my position and my eyes meet yours. you must conduct yourself cautiously here.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

practicing piggy movement tech

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

feel like im getting it down

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Review for Portal

[skeletonclaw]

[dogpuppy]

What the fuck

[jadeharleyinc]

Season's Greasons

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[outofcontextjojo]

[bafahy]

I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet