[mrsterlingeverything]

Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[carrotchipper]

my little lascaux

[my-dailydreams]

[steveyockey]

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in Connor's brain daily and then I remember "WeHo Equinox on a server paycheck" and I don't need to wonder anymore.

the most vindicated man alive he will never believe in “budgeting” again

[verbalmoonwalking]

A non-comprehensive list of media that makes me go "your house really shouldn't be doing that, man":

House of leaves

Piranesi

Blue Prince

[vetchtibbles]

House MD

[victusinveritas]

[odd-birdie]

scams... they'll kill you, scams...

[myteavsricochet]

losing my mind like a victorian boy seeing an ankle for the first time

[nest-of-shiny-things]

the duality of montreal playoff hockey

[exquisacreamcheese]

Before you post during playoff hockey, THINK: is it

Toxic?

Hostile?

Inviting the overtime curse?

Not fair to the other team's fans?

Knowingly biased?

If so, go ahead and post it ✅️✅️✅️✅️! Playoff hockey WOOOO

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[dropoutcontentfortiredqueers]

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL for Fantastic Man issue 42 photographed by Ethan James Green

[lavenderprose]

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

[goodsongnever]

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???