Uh

???

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[ahotknife]

6pm and it’s still daylight outside we made it y’all

[lindacube]

do you guys fuck w my new kandi i made

[legalizegay]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[kids-toothpaste-enjoyer-deactiv]

[kosmogrl]

hey guys does anyone else feel like ‘Suddenly it's December and you're not 17 anymore. And you haven't been 17 for a very long time, but sometimes you need to remind yourself.’ or is it just me?

[cockheadfuck]

forgot i stumbled across this absolute gem on Facebook when i had it. what the fuck is going on

[n1t6g251436]

[jasminetea-nightsky]

Manifesting.

[bogleech]

What the fuck is this advertising. Can you see this too.

[segamascott]

why did you crop out the link

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[sossegato]

no that's the evil chancellor

[i-am-a-fish]

big fan of taking it easy, and honestly genuinely have no interest whatsoever in the grind

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]