Wait, am I still bleeding?

A boring kid who thinks about superheroes too much. Oh, and apparently I'm a mutant. Good to know. //Independent Billy Kaplan roleplay blog set before Young Avengers. Please read info before interacting.//

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“Definitely not shirtless enough.” Billy tries not to sound too longing.

[improbablyprincely]

"I’ll keep that in mind." He smiles. "So. Is that a no-no on the cocoa?"

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"N-no, I'd love to. I just... I mean, are you sure?"

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"I mean you look like you walked out of an Abercrombie ad.”

[improbablyprincely]

"Not shirtless enough for Hollister, huh?" His tone is teasing.

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"Definitely not shirtless enough." Billy tries not to sound too longing.

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A nervous laugh escapes Billy before he can stop it. “Are you kidding me? I mean, yeah, okay, Johnny Storm, but- I mean-” He gestures wordlessly at Teddy. 

[improbablyprincely]

Teddy raises his eyebrows, smiling gently. “You mean…?”

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"I mean you look like you walked out of an Abercrombie ad."

[purapea]

My favourite baby

[kentuckyspark-deactivated201504]

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"Yeah. Here ya go." Jeb gives Billy the pen and paper.

"Ya alrigh’? Ya kind look like ya seen a ghost."

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"Huh? No, I'm- I'm fine." Totally controlled and non-fanboying. Yep. 

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"Yeah, but what if they’re not? I mean… I’m guessing they’re wondering what happened to you. Don’t you miss them?” 

[oneglowingeye]

"Yeah," Nate said quietly. He stared at his hot dog and slumped.

"Forge is dead. Brute gone, my biological parents killed. I don’t know what happened to the others. I miss them a lot."

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All at once, Billy realized he'd probably just gone and made things worse. "Um. Sorry. I mean... I'm sure they're fine. Missing you, obviously. But I bet they're doing okay."

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☯ *whistles*

"You need to get better taste, probably."

[brittsmemes]

send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked

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"I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this."

"…Thanks. That means a lot." And right now, Billy doesn’t want to be alone. 

[frommemetoyou]

|REACTION MEME| Bruised and Broken Version

"Woah, when did you get that?"

"Who did this to you?"

"How many times have I told you to be more careful?"

"You’re saying this was an accident?"

"What a shiner!"

"If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy."

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!"

"Does it hurt when I touch it?"

"Let me kiss it better."

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

"Another fight?"

"What happened to your face?"

"I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…"

"Let’s get you to bed."

"Let’s get you to the hospital."

"Why are you so calm about this?"

"You’re bleeding!"

"What are friends for, ey?"

"So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?"

"You need to look where you’re going."

"I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious."

"Do you want to tell me what really happened?"

"Don’t move! You’ll faint!"

"I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec."

"You’re the clumsiest person I know."

"I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this."

"How could you be so careless?"

"I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!"

"H-how many of them were there?"

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{ ice cream }

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Billy rolls his eyes. “Right, because shapeshifters just grow on trees.” He huffs. “Fine. Hand it over. But you owe me.”

[strayspeedster]

"I wish," he mumbles to himself. He’d do a lot for a shapeshifting fuckbuddy. He hands him his phone. "Yeah, yeah. Don’t I always?"

[ithoughtitstopped]

"Yep." Billy smiles sunnily at him before glancing down at the phone, brow furrowing in concentration. "IwanttofixthisIwanttofixthisIwanttofixthis..."

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"My little brothers are life-ruiners who have no sense of privacy or personal space." Billy glares at Tommy like one brother can take the blame for all three, and ignores the heat he can feel in his cheeks. "And I don’t- How do you know about that?”

[strayspeedster]

"Because you leave it up when I borrow your laptop." Tommy’s ninety percent positive Billy just did it to get a reaction out of him. Ninety percent positive. "And they’re little kids. Of course they have no sense of privacy or personal space. They don’t even know what it is."

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"They're not babies, Tommy. They're four, and they know how to read 'keep out' signs." And why would Billy let anyone borrow his laptop without clearing his browser history? Ugh. Future him is really bad at this.

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{ wrong number text }

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[TEXT] Fine

[TEXT] But i could totally wish u covered in pimples or something

[strayspeedster]

[text] i’d dye my hair black and tell people i was you

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[TEXT] I'd wish ur voice away 

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{ ice cream }

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"It’s not slutty if it’s only with one guy. And why should I? You were the one who broke it.”

[strayspeedster]

“Is it only with one guy? For all I know—for all Teddy knows, you have as many shapeshifters ‘as you want,’” heavy one handed air quotes, “on the side!”

He frowns, looking at the ground. “Because I asked.”

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Billy rolls his eyes. "Right, because shapeshifters just grow on trees." He huffs. "Fine. Hand it over. But you owe me."

[karrrotinko]

Bo Roberts

[ithoughtitstopped]

Billy scowls at him - or at least, in his vague blurry direction. “You’re such an ass. Do all of my brothers have to be jerks?”

[strayspeedster]

He frowns. “Hey. Your little brothers are cool. You’d know that if you spent less time holed up in your room jerking off to your fanfic.”

[ithoughtitstopped]

"My little brothers are life-ruiners who have no sense of privacy or personal space." Billy glares at Tommy like one brother can take the blame for all three, and ignores the heat he can feel in his cheeks. "And I don't- How do you know about that?"

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Billy’s momentarily distracted by a Fantastic Four comic on the shelves - specifically, one with Johnny Storm on the cover - but his attention snaps right back at the phrase ‘see each other’. And then, about a second later, he realizes how crushingly desperate and pathetic that makes him, because obviously Teddy doesn’t mean in that way, and- “Sure. Sounds great.”

[improbablyprincely]

Billy looks a little more stressed then anybody should when they say ‘sounds great.’

"You sure? ‘Cuz you kinda look ready to make a run for it.”

"Is it me?" He jokes. "I mean, I know I’m no Johnny Storm…" He smiles, following Billy’s previous line of vision over. "But I am planning on buying you Cocoa, and I think that just about makes up for it."

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A nervous laugh escapes Billy before he can stop it. "Are you kidding me? I mean, yeah, okay, Johnny Storm, but- I mean-" He gestures wordlessly at Teddy.