Dani's Shitty Shit

I'm cute and sometimes funny with an occasional dash of self-loathing. I'm cool though.

[bob-belcher]

[itllbeahoot-blog]

My sincerest apologies for the awkward versions of me that people remember.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the line between doing some things as self care vs doing them as depressive apathy is soooo fine, like oh do i wanna sleep all day because i’m tired and i need it or because i’m depressed and trying to escape? same with not going out, canceling plans, isolating yourself, like, ANYTHING comfortable in even a little excess is liable to be one or the other... the line is thin and im a tightrope walker who just joined the circus to get away from the family farm and ive never walked a tightrope before and i am lying in the hay on the ground.

[itllbeahoot-blog]

Am I cutting annoying people out of my life in masses for self care? Or do so many people seem annoying because my mental illness is acting up? Find out on next week's episode of "My life is a fucking mess"

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[itllbeahoot-blog]

I prefer the goblin magic.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Satan is the only valid Twitter account

[dutchster]

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

[itllbeahoot-blog]

Forgot about that bit...oops.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your age is the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the solar system

[itllbeahoot-blog]

No wonder why I'm so tired all the time.

[tenderfeeling]

[capturing-kawaii]

[itllbeahoot-blog]

I wonder if this is what he sees when he looks at me. ♡♡

[danadelions]

the most handsome

[r3333f]

“describe the color red without using the word red”

white people in the sun

[itllbeahoot-blog]

What are Lobsters..

[fyhoco]

New 52 Batman Cosplay by Vegas Batman

Photography by Scott Berry

Words from admin: Not only is this guy an awesome cosplayer but he also helps run a charity group that donates back issues to kids in Las Vegas Hospitals! Check out and support the cause here: Critical Care Comics

[itllbeahoot-blog]

Way to go, Batmen. (:

[deair]

so how do i relationship

[itllbeahoot-blog]

Can someone give me hand written instructions, please?

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[hotboyproblems]

reasons why you should be my valentine

ill order us pizza

ill let u use my wifi

did i mention pizza????

[buzzfeed]

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