House dropped acid at work for actual medical reasons.
House got a patient drunk for actual medical reasons.
Wilson was rolling joints for his patients way before it was legal.
House was given a Corvette by the mob.
Chase canonically knows about BDSM and tried to dom a patient, for the patient's own good.
Thirteen et al. drugged their boss to perform medicine on him without his consent, and none of them were fired.
House has canonically hired many different sex workers, sometimes at work.
House and Wilson played gay chicken to the point of a marriage proposal, and it was ostensibly because they both wanted to sleep with the same woman.
House arranged a threesome for Wilson and sat outside the motel room while it was happening.
A cop set up an informal office inside the hospital to investigate hospital staff and NO ONE THREW HIM OUT.
Both House and Wilson were handcuffed on screen.
Cameron kept her dead husband's sperm.
Chase, Cameron, and Wilson have all deliberately killed patients.
Instead of interviewing new fellows, House hired 40 doctors and then winnowed them down in a Survivor-style contest, and apparently Cuddy approved the expense of 40 new temporary doctors? And HR did not make House's life miserable?
House broke a teen patient's finger pretty much because he didn't like her.
Foreman and Taub got stoned at work.
House and Wilson got drunk at work, playing Battleship with shots of whiskey using pizza boxes as the board.
In 2008, House had such amazing wireless and web conferencing technology that he could examine a patient in Antarctica using his laptop while sitting on his couch at home, and the connection never dropped or faltered.
