Bye !

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a supermarket cashier

me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him 

[loryisunabletosupinate]

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

Mood

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.

[officialflowergirl]

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[egberts]

[thisisnot-tummblr]

I’m so fuckin done

[chrissongzzz]

American Horror Story: Caucasian Males

[splasheffect]

I’m rolling 😂

[egberts]

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

[weloveshortvideos]

[reverseracism]

lmao you THOUGHT

[distinguishedbaloney]

[vhaufniensis]

I already do

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

my jaw is dead ass to the floor

[visualdelinquent-deactivated202]

Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: 

[pepsiprincesa]

JDFOKDJFIGKFDGJKJDFSSL;DFSLPFOLXDFLSIKFLSFJKSL

[cvntland-deactivated20141018]

[saywhat-politics]

If you want to thank us for our service, vote for Bernie Sanders. #Vets4Bernie VetsForBernie.org

[mattie-fresh]

@rudegyalchina

[kingrudegyalchina]

Sounds about right !!

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Hell yea