me as a supermarket cashier
me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@its-a-butt
me as a supermarket cashier
me *over store intercom*: to the owner of the beige toyota sienna, your window is open & your golden retriever smiled at me. please come to cash register 14 and tell me what his name is , because i love him
When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE
I’m so fuckin done
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I’m rolling 😂
why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
lmao you THOUGHT
I already do
my jaw is dead ass to the floor
Me: Nature is beautiful.
Insects: thank y-
Me:
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Sounds about right !!
Hell yea