Heartless (by Marissa Meyer) Book Review
Heartless is a YA fantasy/romance book by Marissa Meyer, writer of The Lunar Chronicles series and Renegades. It was published in 2016 by Feiwel and Friends.
What made me want to read it:
I had this in my to-read list for The Theme Thieves when the theme of the month was retellings but with the chosen book for the month and the rest of The Lunar Chronicles I had no time to get to it, so I guess now was as good as ever.
What is it about (no spoilers):
Heartless is a story about Wonderland’s Red Queen when she was just a young girl who wanted love.
What I thought about it (no spoilers):
For a story set in magical Wonderland this sure looked very much like any other period story in which a pretty rich girl wants to reject her arranged marriage to a powerful rich man in favor of the poor commoner whom she met two days ago. It features disconnected parents who think wealth and security will be the best for their child, a friendly maid who will help her mistress out in achieving her true dreams (whatever they may be), numerous worries about decency and propriety and one’s reputation and “Oh my, what will everyone think of me?”, all topped up with the love interest declaring the protagonist to be unlike all other girls of the court because… what else right?
I found the protagonist to be a bit insipid and the development of her relationship with the Joker is basically non-existent. They go on a walk, they go to a tea party, look at each other and get jealous because of Catherine’s prospective marriage to the king. On something like their second conversation (about a hundred pages in) she gets mad at the Joker because, surprise surprise, he seems to support her marriage? What else would he do? You just met, there’s been no feelings declared, he is employed by the king. There is a justification later on about why he shows support, but either way this moment was so overdone and dramatic.
About her friendship with the maid, I have to say it was kind of forced in the setting more to give Catherine an air of protagonist who does not care about class differences and can mingle well with the common people, because the moment anything goes slightly wrong you can see how much regard she has for her friend. They have a dream of opening a bakery together, in which Catherine will be their genius baker and Marie Ann will handle the business end of things. Of course, Marie Ann has only her maid’s salary and knows their venture is just a dream and how hard it is to work for her own living; Catherine is the one who foolishly believes it will happen, even though her options to get financing to open the bakery include asking her parents for either a loan or permission to sell her dowry, both of which she knows will not happen. Funny enough she never thinks about selling some of her expensive jewelry or dress, or secretly selling some of her confections from her own home, instead choosing to blame Marie Ann for not believing enough in their impossible dream. You can easily see how much she cares for her when she basically starts screaming accusations and ends their friendship because Marie Ann dared to tell her parents what information she knew when her mistress was seemingly kidnapped by a guy who is virtually a stranger in the kingdom. Shame on you Marie Ann, for not knowing this was a romantic escapade and doing your best to save her life when you thought she had been kidnapped and had no information contrary to that. She also basically starts getting blamed for a lot of things that go wrong afterwards and again, I see no logical reason for it.
The story about her supposed descent into a cruel queen is a confusion between a love story, the quest for a bakery, random monster attacks and a weird pumpkin farmer and I didn’t really find it remotely interesting. Her transformation from sweet naive court girl in love to evil queen is instantaneous, unbelievable and ridiculous:
“I am not empty. I am full to the brim with murder and revenge. I am overflowing and I do not think you wish for me to overflow on to you.”
Conclusion:
This was mostly an attempt at a forbidden romance in a period piece with class structure in which the author decided to randomly stamp some characters and phrases from Lewis Carrol’s work and its adaptations, and added in some own nonsensical elements of her own to forcefully maintain the supposed ambiance and tone of the story.
[This review can also be found here.]








