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Really not trying to be difficult but can someone please explain to me the difference between the cat person article and what law and order/criminal minds/house/grey’s do? All of those shows base episodes on irl ppl and slightly modify them for tv with no ‘based on’ contribution.

I’m not trying to argue the ethics behind it, but this form of media has been around for awhile, no? For those shows if you are familiar with the person/case/med study you can figure out who it was based on too…

Also is ‘auto fiction’ stuff like the movie Good on Paper? I’m unfamiliar with the terminology…

booksneedcaffeinetoo

Just because it’s an existing media form doesn’t make it right. I’m just confused as to why ppl are acting like this has never been done before?

Really not trying to be difficult but can someone please explain to me the difference between the cat person article and what law and order/criminal minds/house/grey’s do? All of those shows base episodes on irl ppl and slightly modify them for tv with no ‘based on’ contribution.

I’m not trying to argue the ethics behind it, but this form of media has been around for awhile, no? For those shows if you are familiar with the person/case/med study you can figure out who it was based on too…

Also is ‘auto fiction’ stuff like the movie Good on Paper? I’m unfamiliar with the terminology…

#cat person #autofiction #tbh I think it’s weird to base any source of media on a person without their consent #unless they are dead in which you should get their family’s permission

lady-of-the-spirit

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

booksneedcaffeinetoo

drop the books/movies/shows that fits this description

History tumblr, I need your assistance!

Back in the day, when royals would have a taster, how long did the royals wait after their taster sampled the food before they ate it? Are most poisons back then fast working? Why wouldn’t someone just use a poison that took awhile to activate? (I know nothing of poisons so idk how long they typically take to kill their victims)

#history #royals #royalty

mrbulian

trans-mouse

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

#i laughed harder than i should have

donnamissal

parasect

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

#i laughed harder than i should have

chulshik

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

island-delver-go

creed-of-corruption

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

martianbees

inthefallofasparrow

#i laughed harder than i should have

funny-tik-toks

audrey-hepbae

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

queen-elizabeth-the-3st

daughterofsarenrae

When I hit shuffle, I want the EXACT RIGHT SONGS in the EXACT RIGHT ORDER to play. Why is this so hard for music players to achieve. Sure I dont know what songs I actually want to listen to, much less the order, but if computers are so smart they should be able to figure it out.

jasonmantzoukas

parks and rec but it's just the memes (pt. 2)

talesfromthecrypts

Putting all my interests on one blog like

escapekit

Camouflage Portraits Peruvian artist Cecilia Paredes in her self portraits disguises herself by painting her skin and wrapping herself in pattern clothes that match their backdrops.

thedailypositivityblog

This man is amazing via /r/MadeMeSmile

Click here and follow to get more daily positivity on your dash!

swindle94

I have to imagine the conversation goes exactly like this.

anxietyproblem

melaboveall

this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.