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santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde
you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way
Book cover for “Nineteenth Century German Tales”. Edward Gorey, 1959.
Still Life , Lemons - Mirko Schallenberg , 2023.
German , b. 1967 -
Oil on canvas , 100 x 80 cm
Obviously the correct answer here is the relic of St. Thomas Aquinas's head (or at least one of the two skulls alleged to belong to him, there evidently being a certain amount of drama in the pope fandom about which contender is The One True Skull, as it is obvious that St. Thomas Aquinas did not in fact have two heads). This gave us the below picture, from when it was being transported to Fossanova Abbey for the 750th anniversary of his death:
Just out. In the car for a ride. With my ol' buddy ol' pal in the passenger seat, The Motherfucking Skull * Of St. Thomas Aquinas, Esteemed Medieval Catholic Philosopher. As one does.
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*Assuming it is in fact his real skull, and not that of a scurrilous impostor. Slander and calumny!
(For the record, that is a monstrance, i.e. transparent display reliquary. Must say I am also personally fond of the foot, though the hand does kind of look like the Infinity Gauntlet. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER.)
Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.
there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
this came to me in a dream
Leaving Home by Ali Shapiro
the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION
An Interview with Richard Siken
YAYOI KUSAMA, Fear of Death, 2008