✨💀✨

sara. married. fur parent. est. 1990.

[its-syrupp]

anyone else coming back after the tiktok ban? 😂

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[serial777killers]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[jimxugle]

40.4004260, -79.8731200

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[seven-oh-four]

due to that other post i was also thinking about what social media would be like in the pokemon universe

i think people would be a little stupid

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

What if they all killed him

[anarchistmemedistro]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[medievalfantasist]

@certifiedlibraryposts

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[rox-and-prose]

If we are friends and you are out somewhere and you see some horrible novelty food and you're like who would eat this the answer is me. I will. Buy that food and bring it to me. I'm a horrible gremlin who will be too curious not to find out firsthand what mustard flavored licorice tastes like. Bring me the horrible food.

[only-mostlydead]

*sigh*

Is this because I didn’t buy you the ranch flavored cotton candy?

[rox-and-prose]

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[vannajamma]

[sexygaywizard]

[uketruther]

[skipppppy]

game freak has the chance to do something really fucking funny

[ruinedchildhood]

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

[redavexat]

[slowheart]

sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

[beif0ngs]

Wooper and Mudkip playing together at the beach~ 🏖️🌊🐚

[depsidase]

[ginga-snappd-offical]

I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play