now dance fucker dance

smol & angry disabled queer any pronouns

[hansolo]

Who did you kill for this url?

[kibumkim]

[soshinee]

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

[soshinee]

legitimately everything 2 me

[jodywegner]

Happy Mermay everyone~ 🐙👣🐙👣🐙👣🐙

[sarkos]

[cosmic--dragon]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

thank you so much……

[grison-in-space]

Having an actual working knowledge of octopus anatomy just makes this even better. The skirt of the neural net. The questions about the hectocotylus. The knowledge that surely, nestled in the cleft of those many thighs, is a sharply cartilaginous beak.

[my-midlife-crisis]

No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

[cornpopwasframed]

Oh those happier days growing up playing in the children's area of the Library of Congress.

[ceruleana]

arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

[captain-athos]

thinkig about when the 2000s olympics was in sydney and these two comedians introduced an unofficial mascot called fatso the fat arsed wombat which looked like this

and everybody in australia just started acting like he was the official olympic mascot to the point where ppl were winning gold medals and bringing a plushie of him up to the podium

and the olympic committee got so mad about it they had to implement all these bans to try and preserve the integrity of the games or whatever but literally nobody else gave a shit so he just kept . showing up everywhere

[doubleca5t]

This is the most Australian thing I've ever seen. Deeply unserious country. Troll capital of the world.

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

it sure fuckin is buddy

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[sowlmates]

best friends to lovers is about DEVOTION it's about CODEPENDENCY it's about the intimacy of being known and being seen it's about holding someone so close to your heart you forget where you end and where they begin it's about knowing the worst parts about someone and loving them not only despite but FOR it

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[depsidase]

[sapphling]

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

[divorce-enjoyer]

fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[mikelogan]

told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol

[mikelogan]

don't do this to me. he's obsessed with, and i quote, blowing up the blogosphere

[oneheadtoanother]

[forthegothicheroine]

Patrick Bateman if he was chill