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@porcelain-doll-witch
Hello, is me, Ember. Formerly @doll-shaped-crow until tumblr decided I needed to get nuked.
I’m not really sure how to do this kinda post but I want my mutuals back, so please reblog so they can maybe find this
Fuck this hellsite
@goldennebu3lla
the inquisitive sniffer would like you to lift your arm
using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people
hell yeah sister
staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it
pleeeaaaseee wanna oil up my boobs and rub them all over another girls oiled up boobs 🥺🥺🥺
reblog to oil up your boobs and rub them all over prev's oiled up boobs
little miss provokes you into fucking her the roughest you ever have
Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.
"You make a good armrest!"
chubby sis >>>>>>>
oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now
"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."
Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)
talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.
while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully
what do you think i was jacking off to...?
it matters that the maid is also your loser big sister
took me damn near 40 years of being alive to understand that neurotypical people interpret asking clarifying questions before doing a task as you being more stupid than if you simply fuck up the task and say no one gave you the necessary information
