Claiming a podfic I did for @theresonly1u's There's Only One You 2026: a sports rpf short fanwork challenge
Sport: Men's Hockey RPF Pairing: Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick Written by: jolach/@hyggles Podfic length: 15:06
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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EXPECTATIONS
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Color Me Curious

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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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The Stonewall Inn
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@its-the-allure
Claiming a podfic I did for @theresonly1u's There's Only One You 2026: a sports rpf short fanwork challenge
Sport: Men's Hockey RPF Pairing: Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick Written by: jolach/@hyggles Podfic length: 15:06
Listen on AO3
"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"
idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS
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when you get an ao3.org comment where someone quotes fic lines back to you?? unparalleled. brain exploding. best feeling in the world
Wearing a baseball cap backwards is such a slutty outfit choice. Like purposely choosing to shirk the sun protection of the brim which is the whole purpose of the hat, all so you can what? Suck dick quicker? Slut.
happy valentine's day! <3
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THREE THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS WEEK
Thanks for the tag @thisfrailheart
1. Finally adjusted to the time difference after the Allure Family’s move to Japan
2. I LIVE IN JAPAN NOW
3. Finished the most incredible (audio)book and highly highly highly recommend. Unusual and beautiful story and gorgeous prose??? Yes please. The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow for those who are interested.
Has anyone done this yet….
Boom
wahhh reincarnation of the powerpuff line
@dilftraviskonecny (x)
After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.
you guys I'm about to throw up
official confirmation from the source
on the way to anaheim
Hockey Asks!
How/when did you get into hockey?
Are you a fan of any other sports?
Do/did you or anyone close to you play hockey?
Has hockey inspired you to try any new activities (e.g. learning to skate)?
If you’re a fan of a team in a city you don’t live in, how did you pick them? If you’re a fan of your local team, do you follow any non-local teams?
Do you go to games? If so, what’s your favorite part of seeing them in-person?
Are you a fan of any fictional hockey media, or just the real thing?
Do you collect merchandise or memorabilia (cards, pucks, jerseys etc)?
What is a moment from a game you’ll always remember watching live?
Do you watch games alone or with others (irl or virtual)?
If you had to add a color to your team’s color scheme, what would it be?
What’s the weirdest place you’ve watched a game?
Have you ever met any players, either by chance or at team signing–type events?
Have you gotten anyone else into hockey?
If you had to commentate a game, would you rather do play-by-play or color?
If you could change, add, or remove a rule from the game, what would it be?
Have you started using any hockey slang in other contexts?
Do you sacrifice sleep to watch games at late/early hours?
Do you have a favorite ultra-specific hockey stat?
What is your favorite jersey from a team you're not a fan of?
Should [insert league here] expand? If so, where do you want the next team?
What is your most hockey player–esque habit irl?
What is one overused question you wish you could make beat reporters stop asking?
Would you rather work for your team's social media (pitch/produce content) or general management (have a say in trades/drafting)?
What is your favorite thing about watching hockey?
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Ahhhhhh they’re perfect! Thank you Max.
TKNP my beloved. As inspired by so many incredible fics. Thank you to @makeit-takeit @patrebka @linskywords @hyggles donderwolk @In-shame & @sofrancescasocleanclean
Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave
“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”
I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.
And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”
Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)
So they definitely knew she was pregnant.
And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“
Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.
Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.
Wolf packs have maternity leave?
Wolves: better than American companies.
Reblogging yet again for the most recent comment - a-fucking-men.
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Ahhhhhh they’re perfect! Thank you Max.
TKNP my beloved. As inspired by so many incredible fics. Thank you to @makeit-takeit @patrebka @linskywords @hyggles donderwolk @In-shame & @sofrancescasocleanclean
best of the chat during jamie's wc interview