Miss The Misery

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[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Outside of Tumblr, I’ve honestly only ever heard the phrase “boys will be boys“ to mean “boys will be lovable goofballs who do dumb shit to entertain themselves”, not “boys will be rapists”.

[alaija]

And additionally when men are acting like boys.

[theindependentconservative]

I’ve mostly heard this phrase after “Hey mom watch this!”

[machetelanding]

Exactly. “Boys will be boys” has nothing to do with sexual assault and everything to do with:

[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

Jesus, I hope the guy on the last gif is okay

[curiooftheheart]

He stands up fine and I doubt his friends would upload it if he died, so probably just sore as fuck

[catchymemes]

Let me just ask the police..

[sasrinthekobold]

Why I think this is Florida?

[fakehistory]

Black Plague (1347-1351)

[turing-tested]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[psychoticrambling]

[kuuras]

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[my-abibliophobia]

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

[theseancequeen]

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

[snarkymonkeyprime]

@systlin

[marzipanandminutiae]

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

[between-stars-and-waves]

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

[systlin]

The norse myth thing is 1000000% in character.

[ostolero]

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

[chaoticnasty]

Stop

[hellsite-yano]

Let them speak

[just-shower-thoughts]

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

[just-shower-responses]

RUN BY

CUNTS

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

[nessa007]

PREACH

[wreathedinscales]

Andy Samberg is what now

[pancakeke]

hey look at this meme I made for my cats

[pringlesaremydivision]

my cat

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

The fact that women in the 18th century have more pockets than I do is fucking offensive. 

[pr1nceshawn]

Some People Know How To Break All The Rules.

[caplanbuckybarnes-deactivated20]

@thatawkwardtinyperson i hope these put a smile to yourself, dollface

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

@caplanbuckybarnes they did. My dogs are exactly like this. Thank you hun.

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[riceonyourshirt]

now i get this joke