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So… this is gonna happen in the next movie, right?

Wally West: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Dick Grayson: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Conner Kent: It’s called connotation.

Roy Harper: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Kaldur'ahm: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

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the only thing i knew about sex at the age of nine was that

1) it was for mommies and daddies who were married;

2) it made me, my five year old sister, and my baby brother.

i learned everything i knew about sex from the internet while secretly browsing grownup sites on my 4th generation ipod touch i earned for doing so well at a piano recital. because of the nature of, you know, men and their internet porn, i learned that my sexual role as a woman was to be slapped and pissed on and tied up. i didn’t know what healthy sex was. i didn’t know it should be mutually consensual, or that it was okay to want sex with girls. i didn’t know that sex should be good for both people. i learned that sex would hurt, and that sex was about men and men only, and that i would be forced into sex whether i liked it or not, and that it was normal to have sex with big, burly, grown men as a teenager. i learned it was normal to cry during sex. i was scared of sex for so many years because of that, and the way i was exposed to sex at a young age led to the inappropriate and traumatic sexual encounters i had (occasionally with older people) later on in my teen years.

the day i got my first period, i was ten-and-a-half. i was swimming in the river with my best friend, and when i got out to go to the bathroom, i noticed brown blood on the inside of my mint-green tankini bottom. i knew what a period was, but i hid it from my mother in shame. she found out, eventually, of course. she told me, you have a woman’s body now, and if you have sex, you could have a baby. all i heard was, you have a woman’s body.

i started shaving my vulva when i was eleven, because i saw memes on memegenerator about how disgusting “hairy pussy” was. i wanted to be sexy. i was eleven years old, and all i wanted was to be sexy. it hurt, and it itched, and it made me uncomfortable, and i’d sometimes nick my labia with the razor, but i did it anyway, because i didn’t want to have a nasty, “hairy pussy.”

eleven was the age i first started getting pinched on the EL. i was an early bloomer: i had B-cup breasts already, and my menstrual cycle was regular enough that i could keep a calendar. i started wearing a full face of makeup to school and buying shorts that rode all the way up my skinny twelve-year-old thighs. i remember the day i stopped jumping off the swings the summer after fifth grade. skinned knees weren’t sexy. smooth, flawless legs were sexy, and i was a sexy girl. i was probably the sexiest little girl in the whole world. my parents hated it. they told me i was too young, but i knew the truth. my body was older, maybe 17 or 18, so my brain must be, too.

when i was twelve, i had a secret kik account that my parents didn’t know about. i used it to message strangers. i made all sorts of friends. i wasn’t stupid. i used a fake name. never showed my face. one of my friends asked me for a bra picture. i was a cool girl, right, i was sexy, so i sent him a picture of me in front of my bedroom mirror in my little white training bra with the blue butterflies.

sexy, he said.

that was all i wanted.

i’m not typing out all this bullshit because i think it’s something special. i’m typing it out because it’s not. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to my little sister. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to that little millie bobbie brown, sexiest actress at thirteen. i’m typing it out because i’m sixteen years old now, a girl in the eyes of the law and a woman in the eyes of men.

mothers, talk to your daughters. tell them to jump off the swingset and skin their knees. tell them to get dirt on their dresses. tell them that they’re a woman on their 18th birthday, not at ten-and-a-half on the first day of their menstrual cycle. the world is confused. the world is sick. if your daughters don’t hear about how to treat their bodies from you, they’ll hear it from the sick, sick world, and they’ll do the things i did.

let girls be girls.

don’t force womanhood on little girls.

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i encourage men to reblog this post

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Dick Grayson - Tyler Hoechlin

Part 1 | Part 2

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friends, lemme share this little gem with you

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed…

some people crayons are jerks.

:’(

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

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i lovethis so much

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trans… trans crayon?

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Yes

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Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

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— s.l.

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Sterek Domestic Life: In which Derek really likes to film his boyfriend throughout the days. (Shoutout to tumblr for making the quality so bad.)

Bonus: Stiles turns the tables on a drunk Derek.

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At first sight💙❤️

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Aww Love at first sight, so cute! and I love that Blue’s eyes have the colors of the bisexual flag and those of Bart the homosexual… just a little great detail that I noticed the third time I saw it 💙❤💙❤

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Sam + hugs (requested by @doctornewtie)

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Teen Wolf Appreciation Week Day 2: Best Character Development - Derek Hale

“You were… You were dead.“ “No. I was evolving. Something you’ll never do.”

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My best friend and I are STILL sending each other headcanons but this time-PLOT TWIST- it’s the Young Justice crew instead of batfam! And yes we both ship BluePulse

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Tyler Hoechlin as Nick in Solstice (2008)

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Hello Greg, Sorry if this question has been asked before. During Aqualad's invasion of the cave, Artemis put an inhibitor collar on Wolf. Why wouldn't Wolf have recognized Artemis by smell?

Greg responds…

He did. That’s why he didn’t resist her. Wolf trusts Artemis.

Here's a better love story for Lydia Martin... So, in the first seasons we know she's dating Jackson and hasn't got any other love interest (the kiss with Scott was just a move to make Jackson jealous). But she secretly fell for Allison. Maybe their relationship started as a joke, Lydia saying she's her best friend just because of a jacket she was wearing, but Allison shook Lydia's world. Suddenly, being popular and dating the captain of the lacrosse team wasn't what she wanted. Allison took care of her, just like any good friend would, but Lydia didn't know until then because all of her "friends" were fake. They stood with her because she was the most popular girl and dated Jackson. Yeah, Lydia started falling for Allison. But she kept it as a secret, because at the time Allison was crushing Scott and was the whole Kanima and Jackson being a double douche. But still, non of that stopped Lydia from falling for the hunter. And Allison felt something for Lydia too, even with still crushing Scott. That's why she visited Lydia at the hospital when she was beaten (and felt guilty about it), why she insisted on helping her with her birthday party and protected her from Derek's pack. Allison had trouble with Scott because of her family and a lot of issues, and Lydia had trouble with Jackson... Well, we know why. After all the Kanima thing, Jackson and Lydia make peace, they confess that they were in love with the other. But Jackson goes to London and Lydia is left alone, with Allison, who also broke up with Scott. They're both single. So Lydia and Allison were pretty close during the summer break, after Allison decided to go to France. They were falling for each other. So they try dating. They keep it a secret, tho no one asks. But when she comes back and sees Scott again... Lydia knows that trouble will come. Allison loves Lydia, but also loves Scott. He was her first love and we all know how special your first love is. Allison can't help but fall for Scott again, no matter how much she wants to be with Lydia. And Lydia gets it. So she ends their relationship, she clarify that she is 100% sure she wants to be with Allison, but Allison is confused and not so determinate. So they break up. Lydia hopes that Allison comes back to her. But she doesn't. And Lydia feels devastated. She didn't feel with Jackson the way she feels about Allison. She is her first love. She dated a lot of guys, but it's not the same. So she tries to have comfort the only way she knows, fooling around with other people. That's what Aiden is. And that's what Cora becomes. Lydia feel the attraction the moment she laid eyes on Derek's sister. She wasn't Allison, but was better in bed. But Cora wasn't looking for a relationship, and Lydia didn't at first, but she thought that the Hale would be the perfect girl so she could move on from Allison. Because Alli is now in a romantic triangle with Scott and Isaac, so Lydia NEEDS to move on. Allison won't come back to her. But Cora doesn't want to help her to move on. She insists that the relationship they have is just sex, nothing else. And makes it clear when after the Alpha pack, she leaves Beacon Hills. Lydia tries not to feel devastated. Then a new student appears. Her name is Kira and looks like a nice girl. Lydia thinks that she will be the perfect choice, the girl that finally helps her to move on from Allison once in for all. They start dating, regular stuff. But it doesn't last long. Kira is a nice, smart and adorable, but she feels something for someone else. And Lydia appreciates that she's being honest and not giving her hope about them. Lydia understands and breaks up with Kira. Of course, Kira's new crush is Scott. Lydia feels betrayed again. One of her best friends keeps stealing the girls she crushes on. First Allison, them Kira. But can't really blame Scott, he has his charm. But it's Allison's death that breaks her. Into little pieces. No matter how badly Lydia wants to deny it, Allison was always in her heart. Cora, Aiden, Kira... They were good to fool around, to try to move on, but would never be Allison. She hadn't been with them long enough for her to fall for any of them. Allison was. She breaks, not only because she was the reason Allison died, but also because she couldn't say goodbye to her. To confess that she always loved her. Lydia is broken and she knows it. She thinks that there's no person out there that can love her with how broken she is. But then Malia comes into the picture. And Lydia doesn't feel so hopeless. Because Malia is broken too. She killed her family and was a coyote almost ten years. She's rude and forgot how to work as a human. But Lydia can help her with that, just like Malia could help her with her broken heart and guilt about Allison. But this time it's Stiles who steals the girl, not Scott. Just when she thought there was no hope for her to fall in love with someone, Malia and Stiles break up. And Malia goes to her for advice and a pair of ears to listen to her. Lydia has to admit that Stiles helped Malia a lot. She was still a rebel, it was her way to deal with the guilt and her human form, but was way better. Not acting only with survival instinct. But that means that Lydia will not have to fix her because Stiles already did that. So she is broken and can't put that weight on Malia's shoulders. Malia deserves better, not a girl with a broken soul. Lydia forgets that Malia is a werecoyote. Meaning she can smell her emotions and attraction. And Malia is also attracted to Lydia, was for a long time. But she doesn't know how to act romantically or what to say so Lydia can understand that she wants her. So One afternoon, Malia just takes her face and kisses her. And Lydia gets the memo. They start dating. And Malia can see how broken Lydia is because of her first love death. She cares about Lydia and starts paying attention so she can help her. She even drives Lydia to Allison's grave sometimes so Lydia can talk about how amazing and wonderful she was. And Malia listens. That's what Lydia needs, to let it all out and someone to be by her side, telling that non of that was her fault. Malia falls for Lydia, and Lydia falls for Malia, almost as hard as she fell for Allison. It takes time, but Lydia gets better. Stiles helped Malia get better, to become a better person, and Malia did the same for Lydia. And Lydia makes peace with her past. With her first love and how badly that ended, with her one night stands, with Cora leaving, with Kira falling for someone else. She's at peace because all of that lead her to Malia. Someone that loved her no matter how broken she was. Someone who fixed her.

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okay but think of this

Wally was probably the nerd kid in his school. The one that’s weird and obsessed with science. And we all know that these kind of kids are the ones that get bullied by the popular guys and girls. I mean, we saw that in his first day of school, in gym class, everyone threw basket balls at him. He was being bullied in his school. And I’m sure that not only in gym class.

That’s why he likes about being Kid Flash. Because when he’s Kid Flash he doesn’t see himself as the science kid that everyone makes fun of. He was so determined to stop being that dumb kid that he RECREATED Flash’s accident to have his powers. So when he’s Kid Flash he feels like a totally different kid. Maybe like a popular guy. Because heroes are loved by the city and get the girl, right?

So when he’s Kid Flash he’s more confident, more sarcastic and funny. When in his high school he’s probably quieter, because if he acts like he doesn’t exits them the popular kids can’t bother him. Then it’s positive to say that Wally didn’t get much attention by the girls of his classes. So when M'gann arrives as their new teammate, he feels confident. Because M'gann doesn’t know him as the girls in his school. She will always think of him as a teammate first, as Kid Flash.

So he tries to date her. Because she’s the first girl that can see him as more as a nerd and science freak. But M'gann isn’t interested in him as more than a friend. And she’s nice whenever he makes a pick-up line or says something sweet. And Wally notices that she doesn’t want to date him but hey, at least she isn’t making fun of him because of trying. So he keeps going. The pick-ups lines and the sweet comments.

But obviously, that couldn’t go forever. And the tiny chance he had with M'gann is gone when Artemis tells him that she and Conner are dating. But deep down, he knew. He knew that the girl he wanted would go to the popular guy. They always do. No matter if he is Kid Flash of Wally West, he never gets the girl.

When Artemis shows up, she is a challenge. Yeah, they started with the wrong foot, but they grown up. He was mad because Roy would never be part of the team. But then, Artemis wins her spot in the team and Wally has to deal with it.

Artemis is the first girl that challenges him. That makes jokes and teases him just to bother him, to get his attention. Because let’s be honest, M'gann never did pay attention to him. And neither the high school girls. Artemis is different.

So yeah, Wally kinda falls for her in the process. And Artemis falls for him too. But their relationship through season one is still pretty much the same. He making jokes, she teasing him. And that’s just the way they work, at least before they acknowledge their feelings for each other.

But the point is that Artemis paying attention to him, as Wally, is what made him feel special for the first time as just Wally, not Kid Flash. Maybe that’s why in season two he retired. He loved being the superhero when he was young, and probably there are more reasons to why he retired, but being with Artemis is one of them. Wanting to be with her in a domestic scenario, being a normal couple, not living in fear of loosing her.

Artemis made Wally feel special for being him. With flaws and all.