asdgfhjkls

she/her

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

[killowave]

[sidras-tak]

I bought a ticket for Cats and the ticket guy deadass said “good luck”

[rarihacks-deactivated20200708]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[youlovetoseeit]

oh

[gharibajameel]

goodnight wormy

[hotvampireadjacent]

goodnight wormy

[easesamest]

good night wormy

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Whatever this mood is, I sure am feeling it right now

[cutepetsuwu]

Bathducks

[tiditat]

On today’s episode of Do I Actually Feel Romantic Attraction, or am I Just Touch-Starved:

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[sizvideos]

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

[magicpottybaby]

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

[simplystudied]

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Had to put black out curtains over my window so the owl who perches outside it would stop hooting loudly at me to turn out the lights every night

stop bragging about your owl i get it! you have an owl and i can’t even get one to look at me! stop lording it over us!!

[aroreanimator]

being aroace is just *zero youtube presence* *explain yourself* *no resources* *buy something green* *explain yourself* *cry about amatonormativity* *research fandom lore* *hate yourself* *buy something purple* *explain yourself* *get told stupid shit* *fast forward through half a movie* *explain yourself*

[ingayderzim]

There’s a difference between “if you can’t afford the vet don’t get pets” (which is true unfortunately) and like, someone starting a gofundme/donation post bc their pet has some sort of crazy unforeseen illness that was impossible to predict…dont be mean to ppl ebegging for their pets bc they budgeted $250 for shots and worm medicine and don’t have $2,000 laying around for feline MRI scans

[glumshoe]

People also tend to get nasty with “you should have gotten pet insurance you irresponsible idiot” but pet insurance refuses coverage for all kinds of things that an owner could not reasonably anticipate.

[kedreeva]

I say this as someone who very, very firmly believes in the adage “if you can’t afford the vet, you can’t afford the pet”: this quote is speaking about standard vet care. This quote refers to the average expected standard of care for an individual animal.

It means if you take in a healthy, young animal, you should be able to cover its yearly physical exam, its vaccinations/standard preventative treatment meds (like for example, flea/tick meds, heartworm, etc), and its spay/neuter as applicable. It means that you should have set aside anywhere from $100-300 (or pay for pet insurance) to cover if your animal gets the animal equivalent of a cold or a minor injury.

It means that if you take in an animal that needs advanced care, for example a diabetic animal, that you are prepared to pay for the standard care that particular animal will need. These costs are higher and, going into the deal, you should be aware of them and prepared to handle them.

The phrase has been passed around in short form and used to ridicule people to whom it does not apply. It should read: “If you cannot afford the standard, expected, and reasonable vet costs for your particular animal, then you can’t afford that animal.”

Because it does not mean that someone should not get a pet because something catastrophic might happen somewhere along the line that they won’t immediately have the funds to cover. As someone who has been there and done that and had to cover an unexpected, several-thousand-dollar emergency bill, I can say it’s absolutely unreasonable to demand that every person who owns an animal set aside that kind of money for something that might never actually happen.

Standard vet care you can expect- it’s standard. You know it’s coming, you can plan for it, and the money set aside for it you know is going to be used. It’s reasonable to expect that people be ready and able to cover those costs before acquiring a pet because they can know in advance what those costs are going to be and have the opportunity to assess whether or not they can do it.

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  most turkeys look exactly like a human hand

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