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My mind whenever a rat appeared on the screen when I saw joker
My mind: OH SHIT, A RAT
Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you
Where are those woke white people at!?
The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…
Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?
I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed
✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM
I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.
BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
Hey op?
BEST POST ON TUMBLR
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive
This is who I had an idea of a face claim for y/n as you can tell I edited Millie bobby brown with air nomad tattoos
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THE NOMAD
Part 1/?
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Y/n l/n aged 15 was not the most middling teen,no she is what you would call an elementslist or in other words she is what you would call a “bender”. She was from a place off the coast of China called Yuánsù, it was located off of China and off of the Pacific Ocean. y/n looked like your basic elementalist brown hair,brown eyes,and tribal tattoos that deemed that she passed her test at mastering the element of air at the tender age of 10. She currently treading down the treats of New York, with her flying lemur and best friend suki,the night was crisp and moist, people who were outside at the time kept giving the girl sideways glances as she proceeded Down the side walk.
“You hungry girl?” Y/n looked down her robes whispering at the flying lemur named suk
She let out squeaks and clicks which she automatically assumed were the words yes
“I don’t know what you said but I’m going to assume you said yes,now lets go get something to eat”
As she scanned the neighborhood for any nearby restaurants or stores she noticed that a vast majority of them had a closed sign on them indicating that no one could get in,but that did not stop a robber from trying to enter the building.
“hey,what are you doing?Dude” y/n exclaimed to the man as she noticed he wasn’t doing any good
“Go back home kid,there’s nothing for you here” the man in the ski mask retorted
“You know... breaking and entering is illegal, and the police will arrest you” y/n said pointing out the obvious
“Let me give you a quick life lesson kid, I’m a white male,once they find that out. I will only get a quick slap of the wrist and most likely be out by the next day or two. Now if I was a African American male they would have me lived up for five years only for stealing one thing,even if you have anything against me,the police would believe me and not you, you know why because your only a kid” he sermonized which caught y/n off guard she had never met someone like him who would be considered an intellectual.
She decided that she had enough and put her arm out only a bit so the man couldn’t see what she was doing, she twisted her hand in many ways,causing the metal around the man to give way and form cuff like restraints. But failed and he noticed what she was doing,but it was too late
“Woah,woah,woah, I normally don’t do kinky stuff until the 5th date”
“You really are something else” she said using her ‘blood bending’ to bring him down to his knees
Before he or she could say anything else there was a voice that sounded like it was forcing itself to be a deep voice.
“What’s happening over here?” The voice said which turned out to be some dude in red and blue
‘Why didn’t I sense him?’ Y/n thought,normally since she was an elementalist she could since movement and when someone was lying,which was a common trait between elementalist especially those who could only control the element earth.
“Ah spider-man, this young brat has been harassing me as you could tell,she hand cuffed me without explanation and caused damage to the store-“ the robber was trying to say but y/n had cut him off
“H-He’s lying...” she exclaimed while stuttering “only thing I’ve done here was stop him from breaking into a store..” she continued
“What store?” The masked hero asked which made y/n turn around in shock only to see that behind her wasn’t the shopping district but an empty street with
Of course...he had to be a mutant.
That would explain why he’s so calm about the situation
Before she could protest Spider-Man had shot one of his webs on her wrists that was counter attack with her stomping on the ground causing the earth beneath him to shoot him up into the air.
“Holy shit!”Spider-Man exclaimed trying to catch himself by sticking his webs to multiple objects but had no avail.
She ran away before anything else could happen
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Hope you enjoyed this first chapter feel free to leave advice on what I could do better
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reasons to learn latin:
you can translate most mottoes directly and impress people
uhhhhhh etymology i guess
demon summoning
you know what the fanfic is gonna be about if the title’s written in latin and the author won’t put anything real in the tags
that’s it those are the only reasons.
latin curses
ayyy we got another one
How to insult someone in Latin but choosing something that sounds more like a complement in English so you can fuck with them
He’s a hoe alright
Reblog if you are or know of an adult fan fiction writer
I’m trying to prove a point
My older sister
Imagine: being an a elemental and being friends with peter Parker
My brain: Aw shit here we go again
When y’all first met you got scared to where you accidentally shot fire at -peter: Aw hot,that’s hot
You having a tattoo tribe mark all over your body earning the nickname twinkle toes
You UNIRONICALLY being from a place where people control elements which makes peter crack up
And you unironically having a flying lemur named suki
Peter: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
Y/n: peter wtf
Peter: Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Y/n: peter stop I’m trying to STUDY
Peter: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
To make him shut up you learned how to do the trick aang did on the kyoshi island episode
Peter making you binge watch that show every chance you two get
Peter: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an fire bender named y/n.
You eventually giving in and naming your hero name either avatar or the blue spirit
Should I make this into a story
gen z culture is agreeing that phineas and ferb songs were total bops, especially 'busted'
There was also backyard beach which was a bop
Mcu teens as things that happened at school today
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Random midtown high teacher walking down the hallway at 6:23 am: I don’t wanna fucking be here
Peter: SAME
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Flash sends mj a dick pic:
Mj: you know what flash..you just lost your penis privileges
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Peter: mr.stark?
Tony: yes kid
Peter: what’s the square root of Gucci gang
Tony: *is thinking*
Tony: 3
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Ned: it’s not even first period yet and I wanna go home
Peter: it’s not even noon and I already want this school to get shot up
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Peter: I think I made the librarians worry for my mental health
Mj: peter no one cares....
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Flash: IS IRISH A RELIGION?!
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Ned: tell me again why we need to be at school at 6:30 every morning
Peter: they want us to suffer of lack of sleep
Mj: and they wonder why this school is full of crackheads
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Random person from a mandarin class comes up to them
Person: 你 好上吗名子 (what’s your name )
Peter: I don’t speak Mexican
Ned: peter what the fuck
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*should I stay or should I go by the clash plays on intercom*
Peter: now I wanna binge watch stranger things
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History teacher: so Hercules pulled Antaeus from the ground which was Antaeus’s source of power figuring out that he would be weak if he wasn’t in his domain, and Hercules threw him down repeatedly until he died
Peter: so in other words big strong guy comes and yeets stronger guy out of Mother Nature’s vagina And big strong guy pulled out multiple draw fours which led to an uno out.
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Peter: *is singin don’t stop believing*
Mj: peter if you don’t stop I’m finna clap your cheeks
Peter: do it...pussy
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Ned: *has mental breakdown*
Peter: *plays ussr theme song*
Everyone else: *tposes around ned while chanting stack of rice*
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The school mascot: *runs around the school blasting schools theme*
Peter: that thing scares me
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Mj: only thing stopping me from ending it all are these schools cookies
*my schools cookies smack tho ngl*
Some kid across the room: ME
(Proof I be getting to school early asl,)
The first bell rings at 7:00 am there’s an 10 minute passing period
—— live footage of peter quill’s ego crumbling to ashes because of thor successfully getting the guardians to like him more than quill.
gen z culture is finding out the really quiet and shy person who is your new friend was secretly a meme master the whole time
I feel called out
UH YEA I SURE HOPE IT DOES
I Wanna Be Adored (number 5 x reader)
A/N: wowe surprise its a five fic!!!!! anyways i was having major writers block on a different fic n got this idea,, just some cute fluffy five post apocalypse after they saved the world but dont travel back n everything’s good in the world :) also yet again teen five like 16 :)
Context: After the the Hargreeves saved the world from the apocalypse, Five still hadn’t recovered from his years living alone. He never slept well so always drowned himself in coffee to keep energised, until he met you.
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Froth swirled in the untouched cup of black coffee, looking like a hurricane coming over to attack. You heard Five sigh, placing his mug of now cold coffee onto your side table, you glance over at Five. He was sat with his back against the wall with his head tilted back, exposing his adams apple and the pale skin of his neck, his eyes lazily scanned the softly lit room, he appreciated the neatness and the calm it radiated. The room in question, your room, had cream coloured walls with random drapes of fairy lights and burst of pictures and posters, it was homely, just stepping into the room felt like the weight was lifted from Fives shoulders and replaced with a warm blanket. Not too mention the atmosphere was just right, music softly playing in the background and not to mention a more than welcoming bed, the softest bed Five had ever laid down on.
“When you asked me to come over I didn’t think you’d be doing your work.” he whined, flattening out the sheets next to him with his hands. “I though we we’re gonna, you know? Cuddle and sleep like we always do.” He says with slight annoyance, looking at you with puppy dog eyes. “Y/N.” He dragged out the last syllable of your name.
You finish the final part of your work, making sure to lay your pen down with enough force to make a small noise as it makes contact with the word filled paper. “Ok so I’m sure you invited yourself here and you know I’ve got to finish my work on Friday nights so I get a free weekend.” You watch as his shoulders sink and he puts on his best pouty face. You just could’t keep a straight face watching him put this act on for some attention, a smirk came over Fives face full well knowing that he’d won you over.
Making your way over to him on your bed, you gently kiss the side of his neck and pull him down onto your bed, your limbs were intwined and you get comfy; you both sink down into the comfort of the bed, hearing him sigh with content, you smile, wondering how you got so lucky.
In the background, I Wanna Be Adored by the Stone Roses came on, you softly hummed the tune, aimlessly drawing patterns on Fives hands that were wrapped round your waist, he sunk his head into the crook or your neck, feeling his soft breaths against the base of your neck, slow and calm. Five slowly loosened his grip as he drifted off to sleep, holding you in his arms.
‘I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored. You adore me’ You smile at the lyrics of the song, running a hand through Fives hair, letting the promising drowsiness of sleep take over your body, putting you into a trance.
The next day, you walk hand in hand with Five back to the Academy almost skipping ahead of him talking excitably about everything new you learnt that week, he would hum in agreement and swing your interlocked hands almost childlike.
Nearing the doors of the Academy, Five turned too you. “Come inside with me?” He squeezed your hand. “We’ve got to be quite going in though, I don’t think they know I was out last night.”
“Okay.”
“Maybe okay can be our always.” He raised his eyebrows jokingly, you giggled, lightly hitting his arm.
“Shut up.” You say as he beams down at you, pulling you towards the door and placing a finger against his lips before gently opening the door to the Academy, he pulled you in front of him before closing the doors.
You both quietly make your way towards the carpeted stairs attempting to avoid any hard surfaces, until the floor betrays you, creaking loudly. You looked at Five mumbling a quick ‘shit’.
Before taking another step a voice spoke up from the other room. “Five, is that you?” Footsteps echoed throughout the empty hallways until a head popped out from around the corner. “Five, what time do you call- oh!” The mans eyes landed on you, suddenly stopping his sentence.
“I’m Y/N, I’m a friend of Fives.” You give a warm smile, hoping to receive one back.
“Diego.” He said firmly, eyeing you up and then his eyes land on your interlocked fingers. “And I think you look a bit more than friends.” Your face went red, quickly releasing your grasp on Fives hand and placing them in your pocket. You all stood in an uncomfortable silence, you feel Five place a hand on your back.
“Thank you Diego for your observation, good to see you’re not blind. Now, if you don’t mind we’ll be going upstairs now.” He gave a shit eating grin to Diego before beginning to lead me towards the stairs.
“Not so fast, you still need to explain why you weren’t here last night. You know you can’t just run off.” You feel Five lower the hand resting on your back with a loud sigh he looks from you to Diego.
“I was at y/n’s house, I don’t think you realise how claustrophobic this house and all of you can be. It’s suffocating.” Five looks at his brother, hoping Diego would understand.
“But you can’t jus-”
“We’re going upstairs now.” Five interrupted Diego. Grabbing your hand Five lead you upstairs quickly taking two steps at a time.
He pulled you into his room and firmly shut the door, he embraced you, resting his head down on your shoulder. You leant into his grip, ever since you first met Five he loved any form of contact that you guys had and took any opportunity to be held or shown some affection. Pulling you onto his bed you look at the scribbles on his wall, complicated maths and physics equations constantly confused you, it always did and whenever you’d question Five about it he’d just shrug it off and call it his drunken scribblings.
“I’m sorry.” Five spoke in a soft voice. “My siblings just don’t know when to just back off sometimes.” He played with your fingers as he spoke. You smile looking down at his show of affection.
“It’s okay, I mean if my sibling didn’t come home or tell me where they’d gone I’d be pretty worried. I think it just shows how much they care about you.” He hummed in agreement, you could see where Diego was coming from being worried about Five not telling him where he was.
Five yawned loudly, stretching his arms out around you. “You know Five, since I met you I swear all you do is sleep.” You smile at him, pushing his fringe out of his eyes.
“I’m just not drinking as much coffee anymore.” He said matter-o-factly. “I used to not be able to sleep very well so I’d just drink a lot of coffee to keep myself awake but I guess I just don’t have to anymore. I’ve been sleeping really well recently when I’ve been with you.” You smile as you feel him gently press a kiss to the side of your head. You smile contently, beginning to close your eyes, his heartbeat sounding like sweet music to your ears.
“Five, do you have a girl in your room?” A distance voice was heard echoing through the academy.
“Shit.” He mumbled into your hair, you knew it was going to be a long day in the Academy.
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