Aw Shit I'm Supposed To Name This Thing?

Clocky trans woman in my 30s; college student, surfer, cat mom, and forever on the verge of a mental breakdown. Jod's most tiredest lesbian. I yearn.

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[stillnaomi]

denying trans kids hrt when they're sure of which puberty they want to go through is also an act of oppression. even if puberty blockers are available, we're not protecting kids by denying them the opportunity to go through puberty at the same time as their peers

"what if they go through physical changes that they later regret?" we allow cis kids to take that risk. in fact, most of them are never even given a choice and told they might regret it. just educate trans kids about what hrt will and won't do for them, then let them decide

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[greedysadistdaddi]

Just wanna be the reason you're excited to unlock your phone

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[dogpuppy]

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My parents were lowkey disappointed when I came home stone cold sober from every single event I went to in high school

[depsidase]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[captain-price-returns]

eating in mexico as a Brit or central/northern European has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

[fairycosmos]

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

[depsidase]