ribbon :3

she/her || 20 yrs old || lesbian this blog has horny posts

[flareonfloof]

don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

it's vitally important that you don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

i can still hear her too too tooing...

[dragongirlsweetie]

im green

[flareonfloof]

she's literally green, you can't ever forget that

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know how to spin around in a circle

[dragongirlbunny]

she can spin in a circle. don't forget.

[flareonfloof]

AND she's green

[dragongirlsweetie]

can you feed me girlberries

[puppygirlproboscis]

no.

[dragongirlsweetie]

evberyone wanrt me to starve as per usuals

[hotvampireadjacent]

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[puppydogkid]

girl with a transformation fetish who is turned on when things move up and across

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tockthewatchdog]

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[morganitism]

BMI is so fucking horrifically evil I cant stand it. You can't get healthcare because of an arbitary number defined by fuck all. I hate it

[aflo]

Our amazing circus of digital is collapsing

[mousidy]

they should make it easier to get bottom surgery

[mousidy]

special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!

[mousidy]

I've been thinking a lot lately about how many trans women I've known who come to realize over time that they experience much more bottom dysphoria than they've consciously understood

I think this is partially a problem of trans women being fetishized, a trans woman's value being equated with her penis, but I think it's also partially a problem of availability. personally if something is difficult to attain then I have an internal reflex to unconsciously convince myself I don't want or need it. for this reason and many others it needs to be made easier

[mousidy]

personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this

[mousidy]

very frustrating to realize that when some people see me talking about trans women being fetishized and the idea of a trans woman's value coming from her penis, they think I mean her value as a person, not her value as a sex object

a trans woman's penis is absolutely not thought to give her more value as a person, it's actually one of the main fucking things used as justification to treat her as subhuman. being valued as a sex toy does not mean being valued as a person this should be obvious

[mousidy]

if you think a woman will be respected for having a penis you have not been paying attention to anything ever

[stefisgirlnow]

Hey so TERFs never made me wanna detransition, but you guys have. Congrats on saving me and many other trans identified females from mutilating ourselves.

Weird.

You should try injecting t while reflecting on your privilege.

That's more what I'm putting out

[crunchbuttsteak]

[notbop]

you should pee yourself for the sexual amusement of other girls

[innumerable-voices]

[prokopetz]

I see the big dick + flat chest paizuri advocacy, and I don't disagree; however, I would like to submit for consideration the diametric opposite: big boobs + flaccid ED dick. Just squooshing that thing like Play-Doh.

[misscaptor]

how does one start the conversation of "please lock me up forever and hurt me every day and change everything about my identity to be only yours and control every aspect of my life"

I think the easiest way is to focus on the desires/needs of the other person and how they overlap with the things you’re willing to do/want to do. With most girls I’ve dommed for I didn’t open with “Be my pet and let me control you and take over your identity”. I mainly started with like… “I want to decide that for you. Would it be easier for you if I made that decision?” or “You wouldn’t have to be so stressed about (X) if you didn’t have a choice. I want to take that stress away.” I found ways for my desire to benefit or help the person I was with.

Instead of “take away my identity” maybe try “I like the person I am when im formed to your tastes, can you pick (X) for me?” or maybe “You’re really capable, I trust you to choose (X) for me”. Instead of “hurt and keep me” maybe try “If I was always around I could serve you even better” or “I love the way you hurt me, I’m so happy my body can be useful to you”. Does the difference make sense?

Expressing your desire by couching it in what the other person wants says “I have this desire, and it aligns with what I know about you”. It’s an expression of “I know you” and an expression of “This will make us feel good”. If you don’t know quite what your domme is getting out of domming you should ask her. So I guess that’s how you start the convo. “miss, what do you enjoy about being a domme?” and work in your desires from there.

simplified tutorial. This works for dommes and subs. step 1 ask about your lovers desires

step 2 express your desires

step 3 connect your desire to your lovers desire

step 4 work together to add to the mutual fantasy you have created

step 5 well. I’ll give you two some privacy

[meltody]

oh yeah so recently ive found tumblr to be like, a reaaally good outlet for my excess horniness (my libido is like, so much higher than my gf's its almost a problem). and i just realized like.

she brought me here. i am a dog being brought to the dog park to play with the other dogs and get all my energy out.

rrrrrruff

[distinguished-bloodperv]

Some of you girls out there are such obvious daughterbait btw. You may think your need for a momma is internal, that it's something you can hide or be subtle about at the very least, but no. When a girl is motherable, it's obvious.

In social situations on your own, you may try to play up your confidence. Do your best to seem sociable, and brave, and independent, but there's always an inescapable need in you that shows through.

The need to be coddled, to have the small of your back rubbed while you talk, to be told you're doing so well at making friends, to have your hair pet and your head held in the quiet moments, to be teased and toyed with when nobody's looking. It's okay baby. Mom knows what you need.