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thelunarboy

awwww-cute

lesserjoke

The one on the right looks so upset about this development.

kimreesesdaughter

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

bedfish

wigwams

rise

bellygangstaboo

the real MVP !

ultrafacts

Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly. He could understand that a key was a key no matter what its size or color, and could figure out how the key was different from others. One day, he asked what color he was, and learned “grey” after being told the answer six times. This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked an existential question. [x]

Alex’s last words were also “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.” [x]

These were the same words that Alex would say every day when his owner left the lab.

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mandopony

“You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.”

a parrot actually said these words, and meant it, before he died.

I’m getting choked up

twilighttheunicorn

Alex the parrot is actually one of my favorite animal intelligence stories/examples. What a smart birb.

kimreesesdaughter

Why am I emotional right now?

weavemama

dinuguan

mommyandherbabyprince

A little cute argument me and mommy had before bedtime! I love her so much😊

movedtoscammer-deactivated20190

if i talked like this to my mom i woulda got my ass beat

movedtoscammer-deactivated20190

hold up

thetrippytrip

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

puddle-of-piss-deactivated20160

meganondorf

prettykikimora-deactivated20250

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.

cowthropologist

the firste meyme

prettykikimora-deactivated20250

And my favorite one here

anothersolarpunk

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying

lizardywizard

snail aliens, or snaliens,

sinbadism

probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is

streakoflavender

the explanation I’ve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens

sinbadism

ok thats even funnier

world-enough-and-time

This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.

rockpapertheodore

“Fuckin snails, I’m gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.”