As a spartan princess before, she probably thought Odysseus killing ALL of the suitors was the most romantic thing he's ever done for her. Second only to the Olive tree bed
he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.
he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.
he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.
i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.
Why is housekeeping simultaneously calming and enraging.
Like I'm taking sheets off the bed whispering "what the flicking fuck is this abdominal shit" under my breath as I find a black & red tube of toothpaste labeled "Satan's Kiss" then next to it could be a absurdly pink cat themed toothbrush labeled "God's Bitch".
BUT I DON'T BLINK TWICE ABOUT WHAT I FOUND.
NO NO NO
No i'm just confused that a toothbrush and toothpaste is on the bed under the sheets?!?!? What was God and Satan doing sharing a bed and brushing teeth in it? More importantly WHY BRUSHING TEETH???
Cleaning is calming but people's oddities are so confusing it's enraging.
The Do’s & Don'ts of interacting w/ content creators, & other people you don’t know well mutually I slapped together for Twitter.
This ended up being more Don'ts than Dos but I feel like people need more help learning what NOT to say once they stray away from simple compliments and questions.
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- henri
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