Hi!! I was wondering if you could do a short imagine for Billy Loomis (and idk if you do him but i thought I’d ask) Patrick Bateman x reader but separate ones- with a reader who’s kinda small but has big hips and thighs and is a little insecure about them because they feel like they’re too big? Like hitting their hips into tables and stuff and always having bruises on them from forgetting how big they are and bumping into things? I don’t know- I struggle with my hips and stuff and I swear I’m always hitting them into corners of tables when I walk by them 😭 so feel free to ignore this sweetheart- but I thought I’d ask you MWAH💋
Aw this is a great idea! I also always bump into this! I am littered in bruises all the time! This came out shorter than I would have liked but I still hope you like it.
Warnings: strong language? I think that's it.
Pairing: Billy Loomis x fem!reader
You hisses softly as your hip made contact with the edge of the table. Another bruise to add to the ones you already had. This was the third time something like this happened today, and it was only lunch time.
You rubbed the tender skin softly. Billy always said you should be more careful and watch were you were going. The thing is you were! You tried to be mindful of where you were going but sometimes you couldn't help it. It's as if your hips or legs were magnetic to edges.
It didn't help that you were already insecure about your hips. They were wider than you would like. You thought they look weird compared to the rest of your body.
With a sigh you rubbed the tender skin that you could feel already bruising up. Billy entered the kitchen.
You just let out a grumble, making him chuckle.
"If they weren't so wide this wouldn't happen..." You were mumbling. But Billy still heard it. It made him stop in his actions. You didn't notice tho, as you had lifted your shirt a little to look at the red skin. Another sigh leaving your lips.
"Are you really complaining about your, fucking perfect, hips?"
You looked up confused, not thinking that he heard you. "Huh? Oh yeah... I just... If they weren't so wide this wouldn't happen. And don't come with your bullshit 'you just have to be careful'. I am! Ok? I am really trying but... It is just not working. I mean... Don't you think it looks weird?"
Billy looked at you like you grew a second head. You sighed at his lack of response and were heading out of the room as Billy pulled you back against him.
"You must be insane. Your hips are fucking amazing! Just look at them! They compliment your ass and they are perfect for grabbing. You know how much I love grabbing them. Nothing on your body is imperfect to me. It makes you, you. And I really love you." His tone was serious and it made you realise that he really meant what he was saying. You gave him a sweet kiss surprising him a little bit.
"Thanks. This really helped."
"Anytime babe. You know tables aren't the only thing giving your hips bruises." He winked and this time you laughed.
