King Kaye

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[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[spanish-g0ld]

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[emily84]

I have a visit with a specialist tomorrow and can’t risk being cursed lmao

[virtuheaux]

Dammit

[whenimreallyathundacat]

Who keeps doing this?

Shit’s not fair.

[brbjellyfishing]

[pro-royalty]

[mcflurriess-blog-blog]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

It’s real slide hours y'all

[peachyimg-deactivated20191115]

anyone else ever get that urge to delete your blog and stop talking to your friends and family and throw your phone and computer away and just disappear until ppl eventually forget you exist and you can finally be At Peace

[fightme-jungkook]

[itsashleykaye-blog]

I feel attacked 🙇🏿‍♀️

[blackgrlsaremagic]

[deemthedream-deactivated2024030]

She’s beautiful

[dmentality]

[itsashleykaye-blog]

How in the fuck do y’all drink Apple Cider Vinegar, tf. How Sway?!?!?

[melanin-king]

White privilege is NYC having so many superheros but they all only protect Manhattan

[svckmyblog]

wowowowowowow

[barelyfittingin]

Wooooow dead ass never even thought about it like that 😭

[itsashleykaye-blog]

me: *listens to a song in my target language*

me: *understands one phrase*

me: wow i'm basically fluent

[gluten-free-pussy]

Me continuing to eat dairy products knowing full well that I’m lactose intolerant has to be some kind of BDSM

[saito-91]

Bowel Destroying Self Mutilation?

[phoebedynevors]

[fentymylove]