Part-time Funny Woman

Normal person being very normal [REAL] | She/her | Multifandom - mainly ace attorney but also Other Things | Mcyt sideblog: @itsbebebrainrotting

[itsbebebe]

Hi im Bebebe (she/her, adult)! Welcome to my very normal internet prison! I reblog a lot of stuff and occasional actually post things. I also write fanfiction sometimes! My ao3 is Its_Bebebe. (I also read a lot more than I write and am always down to give and receive fic recs btw!)

Main fandoms:

Ace attorney and The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Splatoon (my switch friend code is SW-2048-1281-3631 if you wanna game :P)

Starkid and Tin Can Bros

Pokémon

House MD

Heated rivalry

Undertale and Deltarune (tagged together as utdr)

Taskmaster, BBC ghosts (& other funny British shows)

Dropout.tv shows (mainly Game Changer, Make Some Noise and Very Important People)

Gravity Falls

Ghost Trick

Sonic

Hades (both the first and second game)

Miraculous Ladybug

Various other videogames/tv shows/web series/films/musicals I post abt every now and then but not often enough for a mention

(I also have a mcyt sideblog over at @itsbebebrainrotting)

If you like some of the above feel free to follow! I post and reblog these with varying levels of frequency but higher up on the list generally means more posting and rbing.

I try my best to tag fandoms so if i post anything you arent into or dont want to get spoiled by posts, you can block relevant tags (for the great ace attorney i use tgaa spoilers if theres spoilers and everthing else goes on the main aa tag). Also, all the things on the above lists are shit i also like to see on my dash so I may follow back for it (esp if its a fandom i want to post more abt).

Also I've been learning spanish for a long ass time so if you feel comfier talking to me in spanish feel free to interact like that :)

Terfs/bigots/etc dni of course (you know the vibes - if ur prejudiced or a weirdo get out)

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[circemo]

athena (rabid)

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[troll-star]

tibetan wolf puppy with horn

[javascript-official]

He can probably use that to craft various early-game items and tools….

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[excitementshewrote]

[texaschainsawmascara]

[thelonelyjew]

Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[rabbittush]

He’s had a rough day…

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[penandinkprincess]

i do love and respect the idea of the world at large being stunned at finding out how long ilya and shane have been together, but i truly think that under NO circumstances would shane ever choose to offer ANY personal details about himself or their relationship willingly.

which combined with ilya loving just making things up and saying them (as seen in the "yes, the rumors are true-" scene) offers the very funny idea that ilya actively tries to offer as much privacy as possible by just throwing out stories about them at random so there IS no central story for people to hound shane about.

assorted backstories a la "ilya just started talking and found out with everyone else where he was going with this":

they got snowed in at all stars one year (b-but wasn't that year in florida?) and decided there was nothing better to do

it started as a bit and neither is willing to give up first

they paired off to combine forces like nato

they paired off to limit how many kids they could have in the future to make sure hockey stayed fair

ilya lost a bet six years ago

shane lost a bet three years ago

ilya got tired of remembering phone numbers for his hookups and shane's is easy

ilya got tired of having to look things up in english and french when talking to other people and decide to marry someone who speaks two languages to save time

shane is gifted enough (wink wink wink) that other people are cowards and only ilya was brave enough to rise to the challenge (this one gets him in trouble on the phone later but it also gets him laid that night at home and also confuses the online speculation about who tops and bottoms, so net positive tbh)

yuna hollander is the best manager in the business and a political marriage was the best way to secure her services longterm

with the end result that all shane has to do is shrug and "my husband has already told our story a thousand times by this point. no point in repeating it and boring people." in interviews to get out of people trying to dig into things he doesn't want to tell them.

[fancygentlemelon]

Not "psychologically demolished by Sam," not "the players have unionized", but a secret third thing: "terrorize Sam to the point he begs for the game to end"

[fyeahhollanov]

hudsonwilliamsofficial CSA’sssssssssssssss 🌟

[thcpanties]

Please do not shut up about trans women's blogs being terminated disproportionately. You have to care more about speaking out against this. You have to care more about the girls that have been termed to oblivion. You have to care more about the girls that haven't come back. You have to care more about trans women.

Don't let them get away with it!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[jacksloper]

incredible things happening on tonight’s game changer