@Its_BlueRanger

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[thatll-do]

Loki, whenever he wants plot relevancy:

[smartest-of-them-all]

ANNIE ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ANNIE

Annie are you ok Annie are you ok are you ok Annie

[imposterogers]

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

[imposterogers]

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

[sweetiesoju]

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

[captainlordauditor]

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 20

(the series)

[darkwingsnark]

You know what sucks about the decline of AMVs not being as popular anymore? In the early to mid-2000s… that literally used to be how I found new songs to listen to. Having music that made me think directly of one character/show, and then I’d just blast that on loop, while keeping the amv for visuals.

Those were good days. To the people who still make amvs… I appreciate and respect the heck outta ya, you beautiful creators you. Rock on.

[finding-a-way-to-run-away]

Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

[tasmanianstripes]

Parent:*yells at and threatens child over a mistake*

Child:*doesn’t want to admit their mistakes and starts keeping secrets from their parent*

Parent:

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

parent: *yells at and threatens child over them self-harming*

child: *doesn’t talk to parents about their issues and feels worse*

parent:

[chibi-blue-scapula]

Parent: *attributes all their child’s achievements to god and all the mistakes to the child*

Child: *actively avoids academic achievement and becomes an atheist*

Parent:

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Parent: *uses personal info,told to them in confidence as ammo to make child feel bad*

Child: *never tells the parents about how they feel or their personal insecurities*

Parent:

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

[wolfsteax]

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

[mirukaiam]

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

[dont-at-m3]

ima just leave these here

[bideogaymes]

Megan The Stallion

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[bbbrujo-deactivated20161217]

[brunz]

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

[triss19]

the comment section is a gift 

[alpenglw]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Nike features badass trans duathlete Chris Mosier in its new ad

[ofmindandmagic]

HOLY SHIT. This is amazing

[hashtagloveloses]

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

[hashtagloveloses]

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

[the-blorbosphere]

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

[lumpawaroospaceprincess]

This kid is a legend.

(tweet) (video)

[owlthex]

Serious Philly energy

[eloseeoh]

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

People: What do you do for a living?

Me: What i want.

[allhailnjadaka]

YEP

[kaban-bang]