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[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[flipchild]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[dogpuppy]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[oleskyfm]

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[emeraldspiral]

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks