oh to be off this website

Jamie 23 she/her

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[myshangel]

shane speaking russian w sveta but she keeps pinching his cheek and calling him dedushka bc his russian is so old fashioned and formal from his textbooks and ilya is trying soooooo hard not to get an earnesty boner over it all

[myshangel]

importantly sveta does laugh at him and say "ARE YOU HARD???" which makes shane get bitchy and say "why are you looking at his dick. and why are you fucking hard pervert. jesus" and ilya is truly in heaven

[orcbara]

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

[lyinginbedmon]

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[dogpuppy]

[medrawawi]

go papa!🐤🐤

inspiration from this cutieful connor storrie😗

[strange-aeons]

Surely Garfield of all things isn't something that gets in the way of religion

implication is that his previous religion was Garfield . . .

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[pseudophan]

do u think they're actually touring again or it was just some weird website glitch

i don't even think dan and phil are real i think we made them up

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[the-haiku-bot]

i would settle for

melatonin gummies but

well. knock yourself out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]

[shanebug]

[dughole]

there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

[dughole]

normally i get annoyed when people tag this with their blorbos & while i don't really care about heated rivalry i literally cannot argue with this. like i've seen the show he does like that.

[andibecameaphannieovernight]

I think that this pride month, as a phandom, we need to emphasize identities outside of the most common ones in our community (i.e. people other than lesbians, gay men, binary trans men, and bisexuals). I think we need to take time to celebrate trans women and other trans femmes and enbies and intersex people and asexuals and aromantics and polyamorous people and people who are just plain queer without more defenition.

I love you trans-woman phannies and transfemme phannies

I love you nonbinary phannies and genderqueer phannies

I love you intersex phannies

I love you aromantic phannies and asexual phannies and phannies across the aro and ace spectrums

I love you polyamourous phannies

I love you phannies who don't use labels, and phannies whose labels I didn't think to mention

We're all here, we're all here, and we're all filled with existential fear

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper