Far From Perfect

Becca. Taurus. Animal Lover. Tree Hugger.

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[abcemm]

fat.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid]

Even though I'm vegetarian i shall reblog the Revenge Meatloaf™

[cherrygrenade]

As shall I

[butterfly-effect]

I literally cry with laughter every time I watch this.

[brklyn-9-9]

ICONIC

[adhduck]

i’ve only seen that moment as a gif and hearing it is so much better

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[misswallflower]

[forgamers]

[thunder-thighs-sfw]

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

[megatome]

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

[spicymemesociety]

[spicymemesociety]

[mermaidastrology]

I simply can’t relax. My mind is like a brook, always running, always seeking, always murmuring. I was born with an arrow in my heart, and it is painful to pull it and it is painful to leave it.

Kahlil Gibran 

Quotes that represent Virgo

(via mermaidastrology)

[itscrazyriley]

Johnny: When I was little, I would use a big stick to smack leaves off of trees and yell, “Quit hitting yourself!”

Johnny: [sighs]

Johnny: Now I pay bills and stuff.

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[1st-1]

[wtfzodiacsigns]

The signs as pretty things

Aries: clothes that fit perfectly, eating your favourite foods randomly, cityscapes, red skies and bright sunsets.

Taurus: listening to nostalgic songs at night, misty mornings, spontaneous haircuts, shopping sprees, random acts of kindness.

Gemini: spending time with friends, the smell of fresh air, soft hair that smells nice, nighttime driving and seeing the city lights, freckles.

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[showerthoughtsofficial]

Jeffery Dahmer was eating five guys before it was a restaurant

[catchymemes]

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/chromat

[notoriouslynay]

The positivity pool

[viostormcaller]

Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this

[theladyswordofthebluedragon-dea]

Rad

[divine-noire]

Welcome to your 20s, where it seems like everyone except you is doing everything they're supposed to be doing.