Harry Potter

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

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[fanonical]

for a good year the people of hogsmeade adopted a really good dog who brought them happiness while the dementors were stalking the streets

years later, they wonder where snuffles actually went

[fanonical]

george weasley once hexed snape so the jaws theme would play every time snape was nearby

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

Oh wow. Just Gred and Forge carrying out their pranks and all of a sudden DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN and just hightailing out of there

[fanonical]

if ‘the mysterious ticking noise’ was a person, it would be getting its hogwarts letter today

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

Wait what

[fanonical]

sirius and remus getting into a passive-aggressive battle where they send each other increasingly large amounts of dog food anonymously

[fanonical]

My friend has been complaining that since we met and she found out I run this blog, we’ve been making posts that personally call her out, which is completely untrue.

On a different topic, if you’re a slytherin whose name begins with R, go fuck yourself.

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

Did you just tell Regulus Black to go fuck himself?

[fanonical]

oh no

[fanonical]

everybofdy please stop reblogging this i made a mistake

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

How dare you insult Mr Regulus from the noble family of black

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

You know what I really want??

I want Remus introducing Tonks to James Sirius and Lily in the afterlife and having it be incredibly fluffy but funny

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

james sirius potter: HEY TEDDY HOLD MY BUTTERBEER AND WATCH THIS

albus severus potter: GOD DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME EVERYBODY BETRAY ME I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

lily luna potter: i am so glad dad named me after relatively chill people

[seriouslyprongs]

Slip Of The Tongue

A Gryffindor: Why do they call it the shrieking shack?

Based off this @accio-shitpost post Remus played by the sublime @notanotherweasley , James by me.

[fanonical]

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

I. Love. This.

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

Just gonna break it down for y'all who are still confused for whatever reason

Technically teddy lupin was Remus (and he was basically one of Harry’s children)

then we have James Sirius (ultimate prankster in possession of invisibility cloak marauderers map and raised on the stories of marauderers and Weasley twins)

then we have Albus Severus Potter (nice choice Harry. No pressure with that name at all)

and then we have little lily Luna. All cute and adorable and probs super caring and can probably kick ur ass if you make fun of her frens. (<- especially happens by the time she goes to hogwarts).

(Btw sorry for not giving a brief character sketch for all of them. I just have a LOT to say abt teddy. (I’ll make a separate post abt him later) And idk how to put the one for Albus into words.)

[fanonical]

lee jordan babysits all of the next generation kids, and he is the best babysitter anyone could ask for

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

Yesssss actually tho. Even before reading this lie. This is exactly what I thought. Like. Just imagine what kind of shit would go down if Lee Jordan is babysitting.

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

Uhm. Can we talk about this gif of Fred and George real quick.

Because it’s giving me some feels like. Just look at the way he raises his arm in front of his brother and everything too.

[fanonical]

to be honest fred and george weasley were fucking incredible wizards and innovators. to set up the kind of operation they were running while 16/17 years old is nothing short of genius, not to mention the work and high-level magic that went into their products

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT I’VE LEGIT BEEN THINKING THIS FOR YEARS OHMYGOD LIKE. DO Y'ALL EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT MUST’VE BEEN THO?? THEY WOULD LITERALLY THINK UP A PRODUCT HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK AND STUFF AND THEN ACTUALLY MAKE IT. THEY ARE GENIUSES … and this my friends is why I believe they would tell their professors “nonono professor. We’re smart. We just want to use our brains for things of value."

[fanonical]

#WeAreAllColinCreevey

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

I was rereading (again) and came over this gem once more. But guys honestly tho this is gold especially once you start thinking abt how Sirius probably a hundred times just jumped on top of one of the gryffindor common rooms table and started singing (preferably drunk) 😂❤️

[fanonical]

when there’s something strange

in your neighbourhood

who you gonna call?

harry potter, but he’ll probably just blame it on snape and/or draco

[itsdannnnyyyyyy]

No ones denying it...