ItsDaughterOfApollo

I'm the child of Apollo and a legacy of Hermes. I am a very proud Hufflepuff and Pukwudgie. I swim for the Iwatobi Swim Club. I am the Blue Palidian. Wolfstar, Solangelo, Victuri, Otayuri, Scorbus, RinHaru, Ereri, and Klance are my babies. I am the president of the As Oblivious As Harry Potter club. Asexual and Pansexual AF. I don't care for pronouns.

[my-otpkilledme]

oh how the tables have turned

[itsdaughterofapollo]

Oh how the turned have tabled

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@marsincharge @prime89

[starlightandtears]

I…….

[star-spangled-jackass]

Iconic

[autisticmight]

there’s more than just this one, though??? where’s the one with skeletor dancing down the street?

[tomhollandnet]

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

[bellamyblakeweasley]

“can you do the intro for us….?”

“…please?”

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

B-bapies

[astrophelos]

“Welcome to watch mojo-”

Tom and Jacob:

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

They’re so fucking cute

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theunapologeticallygaypirate]

why is so hard to find harry/lucius fanfics that arent completely lame

[itsdaughterofapollo]

I have three good ones! All of them are on AO3

1.) Harry Potter: Made For Each Other by SSDSnape (Eighth year, Veela mates, and teacher/student, but they were already together before that)

2.) Butterfly by AislingSiobhan (underage, but consensual, Dark!Harry, Harry is saved from abuse, Bad Dumbledore, and overall very cute!)

3.) Of Potions and Wings by Saesilverrain (First book is mainly SeverusxDraco and doesn’t get into LuciusxHarry until the second book, Spy for the light Lucius, and courtships.)

[itsdaughterofapollo]

Happy 4/20 of 4/2020!!! You know this is going to be big fun~

[allybrooke]

What is one thing you wish you had invented?

THAT SMALL MYSTERY POCKET IN YOUR JEANS!!!!!!

[itsdaughterofapollo]

You mean the one that was intended for a pocket watch back when people actually had them?

[vkelleyart]

Regarding the Tumblr protest...

I’ve seen some stuff circulating regarding an international “logging off” protest set for December 17th in order to resist the change in Tumblr policy. 

I’m thinking I should participate in this act of resistance because, as a content creator, I and others like myself are in the crosshairs, but I’m also wondering what you guys are doing and how you feel about all this. Are you participating? Why or why not? Side note: Fellow Carry On Countdown contributors, what do you plan to do with your images/fics scheduled for that day?

[itsdaughterofapollo]

I am not participating because the policy is trying to eliminate the amount of child pornography on this site. In order to remove ALL of it, they must not allow any NSFW content on this site to make sure they haven't allowed any loop holes for this new rule. Remember that child pornography is illegal and can put you in prison for posting it, reposting it, or even liking it of the police found any of it.

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[joshua-rush]

everyone must now call me 300001353

[itsdaughterofapollo]

Hello 300001353, I'm 3031748 nice to meet you!

[moonshxdows]

mood

[seventh-dragon]

Literally me

[itsdaughterofapollo]

-3*-3 OR (-3)^2 = 9 because when you multiply a negative by a negative they cancel out and become positive. With the parentheses (I can't spell), the equation include the negative in the squaring so the answer would be positive. However if you did -3^2 the answer would be -9 because you don't have the parentheses and you are only multiplying the 3 by 3 and you wouldn't include the negative. And they say gay's can't do math.

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[itsdaughterofapollo]

Ma'am, Pennsylvania is a state in America and is the home to our lord and Savior during periods, Hershey PA.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[itsdaughterofapollo]

I'M QUEER. I'M HERE. AND I'M GOOD AT MATH

[connormurphweed-deactivated2018]

people who don't wear glasses who are writing characters who wear glasses;

they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages. they get smudged for no reason. we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.). they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time. when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off. we have to clean them after being in the rain. we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives. most people don’t wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me). some people take them off during sex, that’s fine! but some people keep them on. they don’t get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what i’ve experienced and i’ve got some mf big glasses). if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them. we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest. some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses. please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.

[rainysuggestion]

( there’s this but you missed a few iconic glasses traits - “where’d I put my glasses” (is wearing them) - new glasses getting scratched on basically nothing. where’d the nick come from? we just don’t know. - forgetting you’re wearing synthetic material and just smudge the junk on your glasses around - after doing so, proceeding to hunt down any friend who is wearing a more cottony material - getting eyelashes on your glasses - stabbing yourself in the face with the arm of your glasses - “woah are you blind?” - “how many fingers am I holding up??” - walking into a warm room from the cold and suddenly being unable to see because your glasses fogged up - going outside and everything is Super Crisp 1080p - having three pairs of glasses and putting all of them at once - “aw dude you have transition lenses? lucky.” - the non-glasses scrutinising squint - taking off your glasses and suddenly you’re a different entity entirely - if you’re too good for taking off your glasses when dressing/undressing, realising you didn’t pull the collar of a shirt out enough and subjecting to your fate )

[pigeonacademic]

-For female characters wearing eye makeup is pretty much useless

[writerinhighheels]

- the reason why is because no matter what we do, the mascara will smear on our glasses

- thinking “Oh, there’s a little smudge. I’ll just clean it quickly”, then taking the glasses off and wondering how the hell you could see with what looks like three layers of dirt on them

- giving your loved one a little kiss but in the wrong angle so their nose touches your glasses

- the look™ when you’re in your bed lying on the side with your glasses on (aka the glasses are skewed)

[spinejackel]

- the sigh when you reach for your glasses and instead of grabbing them, you just knocked them onto the floor

- blindly feeling around for your glasses. yes, we all have velma moments.

- alt: if you have prescription sunglasses. wearing those to find your glasses when you misplaced them

- the “how blind are you compared to me” friends with glasses trade off

- Falcon Vision headache when you get a new prescription

- trying on all the fun frames when you need a new pair, but picking a pair that are similar to your old pair in the end

- alt: you do get a fun new pair and the wait for someone to ask “did you get a new pair of glasses?” (it’s like a bold new haircut but for your eyes)

[floryanna]

Don’t forget

- I didn’t put my fingers in my glasses, how can i have five fingerprints smudges?

[roboticonography]

“Is the smudge on my glasses or my eye?”

Glasses are inevitably the most interesting part of your face to a baby. Babies will grab them off your face if you give them half a chance.

[itsdaughterofapollo]

-thinking of ways to create little wipers for your glasses, so when to our in the rain you don't have to constantly wipe them off on your shirt

-looking like your going to give a person a hug, but using their shoulder to push your glasses up

-Killer Mom Look™

-Not cleaning your glasses for ages and finding half the planets dirt supplies on your glasses

-Getting your hair constantly stuck in your glasses

-The awful headaches behind your eyes and/or ears from wearing your glasses to long

-Having a fake identity or evil twin when you put in your contacts

-keeping your monthly contacts for half a year because you're too lazy to change them

-Forgeting where you put your contacts/glasses and freaking out that you can't see so MOM WHERE ARE MY GLASSES!!!!

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

hey gays use this website and tag the # of average thing you post in a day mine’s 6.5

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

i went through some of the tags and if you got a number above 50……. do your homework. i saw some ppl got 100+ and if thats the case for you message me so i can help you contact your local crisis center

[itsdaughterofapollo]

Mine's 0.2.......

[madmadamemimble]

[somecutething]

[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[imonthissitebecauseofvoltron]

Legit this dude thought they was peeling an ONION😂