HIPPOS MAKE ME HAPPY.

Do you love me? Are you playing those love games with me?

[tachikoma]

Me

[supahighposts]

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

When will someone go this hard for me?

[actualdogvines]

[joshpeck]

my kind of content

[snazziest]

The munching sound omg

[fwuitgummi]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

[algebratwo]

ass may be great but

ASS CANNOT be used to prove triangles congruent. Try SSS, AAS, SAS, or ASA

[tastefullyoffensive]

Stoner Confessions (via imgur)

[flying-icecreamm]

Shit ur right thanks

[jortsfan]

LET HI M LIVE

[thisisntmycat]

[charmers]

[durryprince-deactivated20171003]

[boywrote]

Yeah tbh lack of lgbt spaces really hurts. I want to meet other lgbt+ people in a situation that is not inherently sexual, alcoholic or online.

[nightkrowe]

If you take out dating, internet, and clubbing, you pretty much eliminate any reason you’d have to segregate anyways. Literally just go out and make friends, and then make more friends, and eventually you’ll meet some that are lgbt+. If you’re in a hurry, start at like Starbucks or something.

[sineadhasmoved-blog]

Do straight people understand anything

[rickgrimesbabyface]

*standing on a table* THERE ANY GAYS IN THIS STARBUCKS? 

[sunnystrong]

Same

[gold]

me in November

me in December

[angelwithasquirtgun]

I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes

[kokokitty]

We have 3 goddamn versions of Spider-Man, Captain America being played by the former Human Torch, and like 3 million Batman movies but a black woman being Hermione is where we draw the line for “continuity” lol ok

[did-you-know]

Similar to the idea of Where's Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

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