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[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[soul-hammered]

CRACKER BARREL HAS FALLEN

[apisashla]

[xekstrin]

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

[weedass]

wtf is this junkrat shit

[weedass]

[weedass]

[tiktoks-lost-n-found]

[phillystrega]

I respect a doctor who has likely had to answer a lot of stupid questions about transition surgery and has just reached the end of his rope.

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

[mrsmarlasinger]

[sword-grandma]

Sword Grandma 👵 🗡️

[sword-grandma]

There is even more pictures HERE… LOL🗡️👵

[consistent-sincerity]

Damn, she’s had quite the storied afternoon there.

And I absolutely do NOT want to know what happened with the eggplant.

[toothsome-coyote]

big L for twitter

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[xiaoguiwang]

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

[xiaoguiwang]

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

[xiaoguiwang]

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

[skellybonesandtrees]

This was awesome lol.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

[wroesch-deactivated20220425]

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbiantabes]

UPDATE:

[calypsolemon]

ppl talk shit about catholics on this website but i think we need to give some hate to baptists. these bitches really looked at catholicism with its aesthetics and its statues and prayer beads and fancy baby baptism rituals and said "hmm... too Pagan for me" and literally traded it all for metal folding chairs in a building that looks like the backrooms

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

and then doubled the homophobia. somehow.

[forgotn1]

It's because the baptists took the Catholic Guilt and turned it into Fire and Brimstone.

[dangertoozmanykids101]

For those of y'all who do have access to follow a TikTok link. Here's the video!!

[d4rm4nd4]

[neotrances-deactivated]

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

[ninewhiskers]

[neotrances-deactivated]

who isrhis

[ninewhiskers]

tigerstar from warrior cats

[neotrances-deactivated]

oh okay carry on

[thoughtportal]

general relativity for babies

[thelittleblackfox]

babies? Hell, I’m an adult this is the clearest and most understandable explaination I’ve ever seen. This book is for anyone