Awesomeness

Artist, animator and dorky fanboy

[avi--arts]

6.29.26

please tell me this is as funny as i think it is for a print

[a-pea-sized-dan-1]

One of my pet peeves is when a fantasy book is written by a USAmerican author and they write about an "ancient society that's 200 years old!!!!!!"

babes, the church in my hometown was built in the 1300s and that's like ... normal

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[kikunai]

me

[idalenn]

me in the kitchen at 4 AM

[hellallamerican]

[dilf-din]

The most important thing you can do in this life is write hyper-specific fanfiction for you and six other people. Don’t believe anything else you read.

[wolfertinger666]

ppl talking Abt Genshin impact debuting a """"fat"""" character whose weight plays a role in her combat while being cow themed is funny because that concept could have cooked but then you remember it's genshin impact and they absolutely get horrified over the idea of adding a character with melanin.

[wolfertinger666]

this is her btw

fattest girl Twitter can handle before they start getting scared.

[wolfertinger666]

I'm not amazing but I wanted to give her some meat...

[wolfertinger666]

I'm glad people enjoy the redesign....like I said I'm not a professional or anything I just wanted to do this for fun cuz I love cows :)

[fortjester]

knight strip tease. is that anything

[fortjester]

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

[fortjester]

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

[6qubed]

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

[m3dieval]

The audio to this was very amusing (clanking mostly). I am so mad tumblr doesn't allow videos in the replies.

[calamitys-child]

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

[calamitys-child]

Put a creature on that thing

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

@calamitys-child

[calamitys-child]

THIS RULES

[requinoesis]

The Aphotean Artifact "The sharkfolk have advanced greatly in technology over the ages, but it is not known how far the denizens of the deep have advanced, it is believed that they are stagnating, but artifacts of unknown function such as this one may tell us otherwise."

[kriskukko]

a man, a mist

[mercurialmilk]

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

[catgirlredux]

please please someone make an asmr/ambience audio of like, sleeping in a mech cockpit and u can hear a gentle hum of the engine in standby mode and the muffled sounds of engineers working outside in the hangar

[jp-nichts]

I do this with my rain noise app.

I set it to rain on a tin roof and pretend I'm sleeping the the cockpit of my mech between engagements. A rain storm brewing outside. The rumble of thunder reminding me nothing beats the safety of my chassis' cockpit

[jp-nichts]

My dragon wife is so sweet

She saw this post and put this together:

Taking a nap in your Mechs cockpit. Rather cozy in here. audio atmosphere

Listen to a sound of Taking a nap in your Mechs cockpit. Rather cozy in here.

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[soursoppi]

Bingy Shark... an apex predator perfectly capable of hunting for himself... also a baby fish who needs to be handfed tiny shrimps by PinguYuan daily or he'll die from starvation.

[annerb-fic]

One of the great things about fandom is that sooner or later you will think to yourself: I would never write/read x kind of story, I would never ship x kind of pairing, I would never do whatever fandom thing, and then, if you stick around long enough, you will 100% become a clown of your own making. It’s inevitable and I love it.