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JOE, JOEL & OLI ↳ Hermitcraft Gamers Outreach Charity Event — april, 2026
So tempted to buy the BannerFall dice. But £25 is converted to $45 Canadian. If I want both, then that’s $100 Canadian. Decisions decisions….
Should I buy the BannerFall dice sets?
Buy both. $100 will come back. Farkle is forever
Buy only Blue. It’s the better kingdom
Buy only Red. It’s the better kingdom
Buy none because it’s $45 for one set
Buy the other merch instead. It’s cheaper
Buy both the dice and the other merch
They have been purchased 🫡
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
Does anyone have good recommendations/brands to bind a 32GG-H chest? Unfortunately most of the suggestions I see are for DD, not GG-H cups
Maybe a type of exercise or workout that might help build the muscle around the area so they don’t look as big?
I’m nonbinary, so sometimes I’m fine with my chest and sometimes I’m not. Sorta 50/50 depending on the day, so I’m unlikely to get a breast reduction anytime soon(+ the cost).
I also cosplay as a hobby. Sadly I’ve started to hate cosplaying male characters because I can never bind in a way that looks okay, but I don’t feel good when only cosplaying female characters.
I could really use some suggestions. Even though I’ve been out since grade 9 (currently finishing my second year of uni) I never really learned good ways to bind with my chest size. I appreciate any advice.
Oomf (who has never watched BannerFall but has listened to me yap) just told me I should cosplay BF!4C. When I asked why, they said they were planning on making a frog mask…..
I’m scared. I fear they’ll lick me /silly
Should I cosplay BF!4C?
Yes
No
OOMF HAS ASKED ME TO EXPLAIN BANNERFALL LORE TO THEM JOYOUS DAY.
However I don’t watch every single POV so I don’t know enough to explain all the lore…… if anyone can summarize the pov they watch that would be helpful
THERE WAS AN EXTENSION ON THE ASSIGNMENT????? I DIDN’T HAVE TO STAY UP LATE TO FINISH IT?????
So tempted to buy the BannerFall dice. But £25 is converted to $45 Canadian. If I want both, then that’s $100 Canadian. Decisions decisions….
Should I buy the BannerFall dice sets?
Buy both. $100 will come back. Farkle is forever
Buy only Blue. It’s the better kingdom
Buy only Red. It’s the better kingdom
Buy none because it’s $45 for one set
Buy the other merch instead. It’s cheaper
Buy both the dice and the other merch
I think I caught the fucking plague
False hope.
I haven't been this insane about a minecraft lore in SO LONG- i'm so in for the Great Torturing of 4C the slime boy
I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before
LMFAOOOOO
Bf!4c was just hanging out with bf!Mae and bf!Scott and then got raptured again
God isn't too sure 4c has a soul, but he is willing to take it if he does has one. Wonderful and joyus, he's legit dying tomorrow, it's so over for him <3
I know someone’s definitely already done this, but…
Apologies to my irl’s. You will continue to hear about these little Minecraft characters from me. It’s not stopping anytime soon.
10 second vibes-based assignment of national origins to the vsmp cast, assuming oakhurst is around the french-german border. this is based on @saxaltofan's headcanon of it happening in the 1880s after the franco-prussian war and also inspired by yoshiintheweb's polish v!pyro headcanon.
additional notes on individual placements:
(ukrainian v!apo [my knowledge on ukrainian/eastern european history more broadly is kinda shoddy so i apologise for any mistakes])
(48er abolish [i want to note that i'm not super familiar with his lore so apologies if this is contradicted by him])
(canadian shelby by @saxaltofan)
HELLO???? I have many thoughts and not so many spoons to express them so i shall focus on the most based part of this post: Apo. So! Yoshi YoshiInTheWeb yaps about History, vApo, vPyro and the general ideal. And keep it in mind that this is all of the top of my head so the details might be a bit shady if there is some inaccuracies feel free to correct me!
FIRST OF ALL, Modern Day Ukraine came to be in the 1990s after the USSR and the concept of a country under that specific name is relatively new HOWEVER the name itself has a long history when used for PEOPLE, and Ukrainians as PEOPLE used to have their own country BEFORE it was called Ukraine - what is Historically known as Rus (not Russia its something totally different). Firstly there was Kievan Rus (c. 880–1240) later the country changed it's names but it was generally it was know as some kind of Rus. This terminology is generally know in the region and lives on in some aspects when it comes to naming things (The most prominent example that i can think of rn of would be Pierogi Ruskie, which is a type of pierogi that the name comes from that region of Europe, even if they dont have much to do with Ukrainian version of the dish and as far as im aware over there they are know as polish?) The region would eventually fall under the Lithuanian Rule and with that would eventually be part of what would be ultimately known as Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (which fun fact originally there was a plan to make it a tri state but in the end that didnt end up happening). Generally speaking it wasn't good either and the general people of the region weren't really happy with the arrangement but most of the people who were unhappy with this were peasants therefore they had little power to change things as most nobles assimilated with the Polish and left behind their roots which is know as polonisation of Ukraine, this however doesn't meant that there wasn't any effort for Independence as there was at least one uprising/war in the region. That one got really messy and Russia got involved in it too and honestly i wound need to make a specific post about this to do it justice, if you want to read up on it go look for the Khmelnytsky Uprising. I'm not gonna touch it here beyond saying that it a) shake the whole Ukraine-Poland-Russia scene b) lead to a lot of fucked up shit done by both sides of the conflict c) in the long run all the progress made was eaten by Russian Empire d) this and some other things left the Commonwealth weakened which lead t-
The partitions of Commonwealth (generally know as partitions of Poland) in 1772,-1795! This is when all of the lands of the country (which still included some parts of Ukraine) ended up between Russian, Prussian (later German) or Austrian empires. Ukraine ended up mostly under Russia (with a little bit of it in Austria). By then the Ukrainian people were pushing for independence a lot and there was big spike in nation based uproars, which was the general trend across the whole Europe at the time, cuz turns out people dont really like living under imperial states that don't let them use their own languages and cover 1/3 of the continent. This would be still the case in the 1880s. Where the Ukrainian people faced even more restrictions on their culture by the Russians put in place as a result of January Uprising that i mentioned in my own Post.
With this we are up to speed on most of the relevant information about the history of the region up until the 1880s. I will add that past that point similar situation would be held still. Ukrainian people would want to push for Independence which would be unsuccessful under the rule of Russia, Poland or both (depending on the time) which would be followed by more restrictions and oppression. Which would eventually lead to the fall of USSR after which Ukraine would finally be their own country. SO THE DOOMED ROOMIES! 1. Would they bond over this?
Debatable! First of all: Poland has their own sizable part of Ukrainian occupation itself, (looking from the perspective of 1880s both in the past and in the future). Second of all their situations are very much different.
vApo, as far as im aware, is not part of any nobility. As far as we know she lived in a village and was its only architect, which lead her to be drafted into the army. That's quite fucked up on its own, but with the added idea of it being an army that actively occupies and torment her people is even more fucked up and would lead her to be very much AGAINST them.
vPyro is from a noble family. On top of that, if we go with the full set of headcanons [including the things that Nick has added to my original post, that i generally agree with (we talked about it on Discord lmao)] than his specifically from a family that assimilated with the german population which would make them a bit of an outcasts withing the polish people of the area who didn't. That is a big issue, as family and community is the main source of cultivating ones culture in a situation like this, so Pyro might know shit and depending on the timeline, maybe not even know that they are polish or very little. Assimilation in this case means becoming German in everything but blood. If he does know anything about it, he would need to learn this himself, which would be difficult looking at the reputation of their family. This sets them on the opposite sides of this spectrum.
2. Would they understand each other?
eh, debatable.
Slavic languages are often said to be generally mutual intelligibility but in reality it really depends. First of all the two we are talking about are from different groups: Ukrainian is east Slavic while Polish is west Slavic. So the degree of mutual intelligibility is low than between two languages from the same group. Second of all it also depends of their familiarity with the other language which Apo may or may not have depending on the region of Ukraine she would be from, while Pyro wouldn't probably hear it much, since for that he would need to be from a region that at the time would be under Russian occupation.
Again assuming that vPyro would know polish (which realistically speaking is not very much likely).
But you know what BOTH of them have the possibility to know/understand? THE SONG FROM THE POST! That's Hey Sokoły/Гей, соколи which was first written in Polish and than translated into Ukrainian and has lyrics in both languages which are very much recognizable across both. And you know what? I will take it! I need a Doommates Win!
oh my god??? tysm for all the history information :DDDD apologies for my lacking knowledge in polish/ukrainian histories though but i guess they're just doomed to be set apart from each other no matter what anyways at least i got the song right as a potential bonding point :P
regarding the languages actually giving it more thought none of it really makes sense anyways considering the cast would speak between them like 10 different languages and apo/pyro if i had to guess would probably end up talking to each other in french/german (if apo learned one in her architecture university & i assume pyro as nobility would have some grasp of french?) anyways (and also there'd be no reason for the russian army to send someone to guard an outpost in germany but ahhhh)
it's FINEEEEEEE most people (on the internet) don't really know much about this part of the world!
And yeah they would most likely be speaking French since it was the universal language across nobility and academics before English slowly replaced it throughout the 20th century!
cant stop thinking about 4C's personalized torment nexus. the EFFORT owen put into making that thing for him. triple neos bc 4C the player loves them even tho theyre trivial with double jump. obstacles that take advantage of his absurd wall climbing and jumps that rely on his slime bounce so that nobody else but him could possibly have succeeded. minibosses that cheat in thematic ways. the attention paid to his character to hit on all of his insecurities and foreshadow his big recent plot set up. the wiped bundles and bedrock pyramid and the barrier blocks to stop his one arrow because he knows exactly what this guy will do. owen is absolutely diabolical (pretending to go to sleep just to make the fake out at the end hurt worse???) but the whole thing is also such a wonderful example of a gift from a GM to one of their favorite players. and 4C played a compelling sisyphus for six hours straight to give it the impact it deserved, which is a feat in and of itself. just such a wall to wall banger of a stream. the kind of stream that justifies the whole medium to me.
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.