Dream: to be a Thicc and Spiccy Boi

[thebootydiaries]

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[teenscoolest]

[batflsh-deactivated20220106]

We’re not even two days into 2020 what the fuck

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[mybisexualwife]

[thtdamfangirl4]

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

[gregwuzhere]

I was not gonna reblog this without Captain Holt lmao

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

why is andy samberg’s hair more beautiful and flowing than mine

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

Im physically crying

[birffed]

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*goes outside and starts drama there*

[saiasus]

Me @ the sun

[swdyw-deactivated20131130]

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[youlovetoseeit]

delete this

[thebootydiaries]

oh hey didn’t see you there sorry I was too busy gaming😂 I’m just an average girl who likes fortnite 😂 I be at home on a friday night with pizza, gaming on my PlayStation 360 while hoes are out getting drunk. they watch makeup tutorials I watch minecraft tutorials 😂 I’m a girl

[prokopetz]

Literary facts:

The premise of the second part of Don Quixote is that the protagonist is on a quest to beat up a guy who wrote an unflattering fanfic about him

The Tale of Genji contains a chapter with no text to reflect the fact that the viewpoint character has just died

At one point the framing narrative of Frankenstein develops into a dude telling a story about a dude telling a story about a dude telling a story

[prokopetz]

No significant recurring characters appear within the first 25 000 words of Les Misérables, the text’s first fourteen chapters being occupied with a detailed biography of a priest who subsequently appears in one scene

In its authors’ notes, The Princess Bride claims to be an abridged edition of a 16th Century political satire that the editor’s grandfather once read to him as a bedtime story; the movie is in turn purportedly based on this bedtime story version (which appears nowhere in the published text), making it an adaptation of a fictitious abridgement of a nonexistent novel

[the-corner-girl]

This just reminded me that you can write whatever you want in whatever way you want and I love that

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something they keep hidden from their friends let if its shoes and makeup or like teacups that shits fine and all but once i went to my buddy mikes house and like,, well i knew him for years since like fucking 2006, we talk non stop,used to be my bff of the year and what not, ya whatever, i hop to get something from his basement once and i turn on the light and its littered with not a handful, but at least 20 hand made dollhouses with little trees and paint jobs and everything made from wood he harvested from his fathers construction company, all he missing is furniture and little people like FUCK that fucked me up so bad, but thats not the point of my story here see, it didnt fuck w me as much as after i visited my not so much anymore freinds house in 10th grade and she had a collection of her friends hair and she asked me for a snippet becasue she never had blue before and i went home and blocked her number anyway she jsut messaged me on instagram 30 min ago and i had to like sit in my kitchen in the dark for a while jsut thinking about how scary it is to know people but not know them at all

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

heres some pics cuz i actually i love his little houses they just took me by surprise cuz he aint seem like the type

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

oh it aint me!!! i bitched to him that he got like 0 fucking people living in his fucking basement village so he was all, then fucking buy me some??

so i went on a miniture dollhouse website and bought him his first citizen and he laughed cuz it was this lil motherfucker

if u look closely hes the black dot in the first pic in front of the white house!!!

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

This is cute and I’m glad you were so supportive of something he was embarrassed of

[thebootydiaries]

oh hey didn’t see you there sorry I was too busy gaming😂 I’m just an average girl who likes fortnite 😂 I be at home on a friday night with pizza, gaming on my PlayStation 360 while hoes are out getting drunk. they watch makeup tutorials I watch minecraft tutorials 😂 I’m a girl

[7eiix]

..المبادرة بين الطرفين هي أساس بقاء العلاقة..

“The initiative of both parties is the basis for the survival of the relationship”

[will-x-vi]

Seeing it made as a visual like this really drives the point home.

[rotationalfever]

Relationships are about balance, life is about balance, in sooooo many ways the earth has to be in some sort of balance, the universe… it’s all about balance