@yallmst asked me to design an esheiric lo,,, a more primal, quote unquote âdark magicâ user,,,
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Janaina Medeiros
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
todays bird
Peter Solarz
Today's Document
noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
đ©” avery cochrane đ©”

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@itsmrmanwhore
@yallmst asked me to design an esheiric lo,,, a more primal, quote unquote âdark magicâ user,,,
FITTED TO WHOM
MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still amazed that this is just something we do like itâs genetically coded
i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT
what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas
double jointed
what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas
dead
drugs kill, kids
hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think itâs time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say âha. thatâs the gay number :)â so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions
good points, it looks like we got ourselves a winner right off the bat. good work team, 630 is gay
when itâs the gay time
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesnât mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
V A C C I N A T E
sign in a doctorâs office
I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx
the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH
THE SOUND
THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THATâS THE KILLER
Iâd like to highlight:
tfw being gay affects all of ur life decisions down to ice cream choices
this is still one of the most relateable comics ive EVER seen about being gay
âARIES : Start with honesty with yourself. Start with being real with who you are, and then maybe we can find a way back to happy. Until you are just hiding behind masks that add misery. TAURUS : Some things are worth the pain. Some things are worth getting hurt for. Some things are worth dying for. Remember that just because it hurts doesnât mean itâs not the right choice. GEMINI : You stand there pointing at everyone esles bloody hands, but did you look at your own? stitch up your own past and the wounds you left before you call out anyone elses. CANCER : What are you doing? Weâre all watching. All cheering and hoping for the best outcome. Hoping for the best for you, whatever that will look like. LEO : You are a badass. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. Do not let them take away your fire and your magick. You are the thing they can not tame. Prove it. VIRGO : You are a good person. I still believe you are a good person. Please. Can we go back to being better people together? find our way back to what we were. LIBRA : Pain is a horrible bedfellow. Misery wonât do you any better. Stop opening up wounds just so everyone can see that youâre bleeding. It would heal faster and stop hurting you if you left it alone SCORPIO : Does this silence deafen you too? Is that why youâre so distant? In all of this space did we let you float to far out? Iâm so sorry. SAGITTARIUS : You grew up to fast. Remember to let yourself catch up. Give yourself time to relearn all the things you missed out on while you were gone. Be gentle with yourself. CAPRICORN : Youâre better than this. It isnât a question. You are better than this. We will do better next time, okay? So much better. Because I know you can do it. AQUARIUS : Donât let anyone suffocate you. Donât let them throw you under the waves. You are so much bigger and badder than anything trying to destroy you. PISCES : Are you ready for a fight? Ready for war? Good. Aries is on your side, go. You will win this war, even among battles lost.â
â This weeks zodiac
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven⊠what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell itâs a very efficient system.
i canât stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
About 20 seconds in, I started laughing so hard that I was basically just hyperventilating.
unmuuuuuuute
Legend
when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up
2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters
Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.
âY-You like me?â
âââââââââââââ
me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3
ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<
burger king: o___0
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âYes Ronald, it has always been youâŠâ Burger King said.
im going to personally kick your ass