My barricade

Nerd.

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

[aseaofquotes]

Pip Williams, The Dictionary of Lost Words

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[uservik]

- v. hugo

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[completelyandutterlydevoted]

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

[noodles-07]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[teathattast]

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[konecknee]

chop chop!!!

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[raisinchallah]

when creative partnerships are more intimate than a marriage and the break up is worse than a divorce

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[hotgirlcastiel]

‘courageously’ gets me every time happy anniversary yall