did you know adultery is a crime for us military members lol
good thing it’s not a crime for their wives or i’d be aiding and abetting criminals every day of the week!
MORE LIKE AIDING AND ABEDDING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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did you know adultery is a crime for us military members lol
good thing it’s not a crime for their wives or i’d be aiding and abetting criminals every day of the week!
MORE LIKE AIDING AND ABEDDING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
hey-o!
Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason
Idk if the is the video anon was talking about but it's the video I thought of and I think it's hilarious
Well you can’t break a pinky promise
Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.
“Why aren’t we allowed on the wall?”
“BECAUSE WE’RE NOT BETROTHED TO MEN!”
the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times
no offense but …. womaniser woman womaniser youre a womaniser (oh) womaniser (oh) youre a womaniser baby :/
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he’s a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia’s little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they’ll probably get stabbed
date of origin: 2012
Sweden: The kid who eats bugs and worms and tries to dare everyone to eat them too.
You know, when we first got together, I was thinking ‘oh, this is a nice change’. But then you made your way into [my heart] pretty fast, and that’s not something I ever want to lose. I never expected it, but I love it, and I love you. And I never thought these words would ever leave my mouth, but… here they come.
I made an attempt at fixing this because it was, so bad lol
It’s not perfect but it’s better than it was so that’s all that matters lol. Just don’t look to closely at it it’s fine
And uh,, may as well tag @fixing-bad-comic-art since their blog is mainly what inspired me to do this :•] yea
well i have now
this halloween season, please remember that nosferatu (1922) is an allegory for the ‘invasion’ of jewish immigrants. count orlok is an antisemitic caricature, and his image in the movie is quite literally responsible for anti-jewish nazi propaganda. the movie itself is about jews perversing and defiling western culture, assaulting gentile women, etc. etc. please, please don’t ignore the potent antisemitism in the movie.
just to emphasize: nosferatu directly impacted nazi propaganda. the editor of an antisemitic nazi newspaper watched nosferatu and was so struck by the image of count orlok that he based his anti-jewish cartoons off of him. nosferatu is LITERALLY responsible for a good portion of anti-jewish caricatures.
you should probably reblog this, esp if you aren’t jewish
Pooh Bear
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression
this is my favourite poem ever
hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most
So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.
1) yeah, this is where ur name goes when u enter it in – idk why they even ask for it either
2) Sadboihrs, if you’re out there, I am COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED that you got conflict avoidant.
Edit: also this one
My true otp is now charity x therapy (charapy?)