better pinch yourself

s • 27 • they/them

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2015

[beadyeyes]

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[murheissaan]

Muhammad Ali as St. Sebastian for Esquire, 1968

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[lustcannibalism]

I’ve started decomposing on my free time

[jetix]

iDog Autopsy, 2006-11-23

[savethelifeofmychild]

just stressed myself out until i died

[cowhidepillowcase]

[akajustmerry]

In light of the no.1 trending topic on this site, I'd like to inform youse that Kitty Kendall, one of the survivors who bravely spoke out against Neil Gaiman and accused him of rape in 2025, has said here and here that if you are looking to support her and other survivors, you can make a donation to OurVOICE (the counselling service Kendall herself used) or your local rape crisis centre. If you can't make a donation, you can help to ensure people do not forget what Kendall and other survivors have gone through and continue to go through as they pursue legal action, and that Gaiman has already spent a lot of money in the attempt to sue these women for speaking out.

[guooey]

I am the world's #1 contributor to walking around aimlessly

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[389]

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[francisforever2014]

CENTRAL TENETS:

i loved hearing about your boyfriend. notice how no one has ever said this to u

i’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend i’m serious

‘my friends boyfriend’ is the lowest form of vertebrate life

[starrynet]

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace