it be like that

I probably shouldn't show my face but BAM, there it is. Hi.

[everydaylouie]

that's me

[catchymemes]

[skiddlebop511]

[appointment78]

[eldestsiblingsyndrome]

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

[deehellcat]

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

[randomslasher]

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

[decamarks]

Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ampervadasz]

[tonysaintborgi]

that fucker's not using his turn signal

[naamahdarling]

Juvenile gazebo migrating to a new farmer's market.

[ruffboi-mags]

majestic.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

[shutyourmoustache]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

[gumi-megpoidd]

well that caught me off guard

[mommy-mortis]

[blackwoolncrown]

Freakishly accurate tag

[primebib]

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

[quaadude]

Battle for dominance in the game dome

[thatoneguy031]

Y'all can’t just leave these gems in the tags, dudes

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[pangur-and-grim]

I did once have an incident where I was talking to this guy with tattooed eyeballs and demon horns implanted under his forehead, and saying “no, I don’t think we’ve met before, I would remember” (because how do you forget a guy with tattooed eyeballs??) and then his cat walked into the room and I was like “OH, okay yeah we’ve met.”

[khywren]

I'll be your mirror. What do you want to know?

[crabs-and-bongos]

Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

[impossiblepackage]

Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

[crabs-and-bongos]

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.

[jacobtheloofah]

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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[catcrumb]

[radiofreederry]

[ruinedchildhood]

“Haven’t seen you in awhile, what you been up to?”

me: