CHILDISH

have some thighs

[prideprejudce]

guys i am in TEARS

[aobarose]

This went nowhere i was expecting it to go

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[bluegrasshole]

[itsquicky]

Djajjdjr

[erainab]

[4444555666777888999]

You KNOW Taylor loved it

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

MY FAVORITE

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Selena was eating that shit UP

[zacefronsbf]

me right after cumming to some nasty porn:

[kscotter]

LJAS;DLKFJ;ALSKDFJ;ASLKDFJ

[itsquicky]

UNINSTALL TUMBLR OMFG

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i screamed

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[dedalvs]

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

[apricot-studies]

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

[daydreamerjim]

I really needed this right now 😊

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[cant-think-of-a-clever-name]

This site is too much, at times.

[homopower]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[ayyramik]

Same

[pembrokewkorgi]

Speed Racer is a treasure and nobody can tell me otherwise, you hear!

[warpedlamp]

Every single episode of speed racer is like this

[teenagerposts]

this is so pure

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[marzipansyman]

Because learning about babies is acceptable even to Christians and other religions… Sex for sex isn’t.

[oldenoughtobeyourfather]

For the record, not blowing in vaginas has been in sex manuals going back at least as far as the 1960s.  

Grownup sex-interest site YourTango has a good rundown on why a) it usually isn’t fatal and b) why you really shouldn’t blow in anyone’s vagina anyway.

Pro tip: if you’re not doing CPR on someone who’s gonna die otherwise, don’t blow air anywhere in humans.

[caramelanin]

How did I never know this!?????¿