queen o'er myself

emily, 23, texan. i've been away for a couple of years so i Definitely Do Not Know what i'm doing here anymore.

[screenwriter]

me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

[valtsv]

that post about how you can basically follow any tv show based on what your mutuals who have watched it post in tumblr doesnt apply when it comes to riverdale. ive never seen an episode of riverdale and literally not a single one of the countless out of context screencaps ive seen on my dash since it first aired has managed to clarify for me in any way what this show is about. you could literally tell me anything about riverdale, true or fake, and i’d just have to take your word for it.

[valtsv]

[whelvenwings]

I literally don’t get people who complain that other people are just projecting onto characters like “you’re just using that character to explore and actualise yourself” well done james that’s what stories have been for for centuries what the fuck is your point

[godsgrief]

[Thunder and Lightning. Enter three Witches.]

[elanormcinerney]

Joni Murphy | Double Teenage

Ghérasim Luca | The Passive Vampire

Alice Notley | Phoebe Light

Our Bodies, Ourselves

Nina Auerbach | Woman and the Demon

Dayna Tortorici on Elena Ferrante

Foreword by Wayne Koestenbaum | Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick | Between Men

Elaine Kahn | Women in Public

Anne Carson | Men In The Off Hours

Dorothea Lasky | Two Doors To Hell | Black Life

[officialunitedstates]

we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me

[foodffs]

HOMEMADE FRESH VEGGIE CALZONE

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Is this how you roll?

[ryan-cicak]

MADEMYTHOS.

by Edward Kwong.

Ceryneian Hind. Alkonost. La Tarasque. Ramidreju. Loki’s Brood (Jormungandr, Hel, and Fenrir). Minotaur. Griffin. Unicorn.

[grigiabot]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

[katherinestasaph]

mood

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[rizaoftheowls]

bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible

[dingdongyouarewrong]

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding 

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

[jonah-the-unknown]

EMPANADAS

[lifeinpoetry]

“What traumas do we carry that we picked up along the way, that were never ours to begin with?”

— Krista Franklin, from “Under the Knife,” published in Poetry

[rhaegarxlyanna]

That night at the great castle, the storm lord and the knight of skulls and kisses each swore they would unmask him, and the king himself urged men to challenge him, declaring that the face behind that helm was no friend of his. But the next morning, when the heralds blew their trumpets and the king took his seat, only two champions appeared. The Knight of the Laughing Tree had vanished. The king was wroth, and even sent his son the dragon prince to seek the man, but all they ever found was his painted shield, hanging abandoned in a tree. It was the dragon prince who won that tourney in the end.

[angelicguy]

Fuck Fuck Fuck: We Promised Waaay Too Much Integration To Pepperidge Farm In This Article About A Boy Dying Of Cancer Raising Money For Other Sick Children

Oh shit. Oh fuck. We did a bad thing. ClickHole made a big, lucrative sponsored content deal with Pepperidge Farm, but we got too greedy and we promised them a shitload of brand integration in this article about a boy who was dying of cancer and spent his last days raising money for other sick children. Please forgive us for what you’re about to read.

[itty-bitty-markipoo-deactivated]

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

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