remember to hydrate

tony 🍁 twenty-seven 🍁 they/it 🍁 dyke

[suigintou]

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

[official-kircheis]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

[toskarin]

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

[freak-went-void]

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

[sapphling]

usamerican film producers love to watch cinematic masterpieces and go fuuuck dude. what we made this again but in english and totally dogass

[huffylemon]

[wulfhalls]

he was soooooo endeared he was soooooo enamoured he was sooooooooooooooooo in love here 😭😭😭😭

[elles-greenaway]

#good girl? #that’s gay your honor

[ava-deb]

COMMUNITY SEASON 3, EPISODE 4

[ava-deb]

HACKS (2021—2026) — S05E10 / S04E01

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[asystolle]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller Cinematography by Greig Fraser

Grace. Rocky. Save stars.

[gaytanic-panic]

[rylandgracie]

half man (2026) // lovers of valdaro // L. V., excerpts from the afterword

[rylandgracie]

[cosimads]

Half Man by Richard Gadd All Down Darkness Wide by Seán Hewitt

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭