Dogs, but no dogboys here

I am (dramatic pause) Rainer!! 24 he/him gay? yes so kiss me rn

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[straycatj]

That's how Tumblr is...

[sealiio]

🚿 Kyle

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[froginakettle]

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

[trickstertime]

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

[thesaltofcarthage]

I was getting "Shakespearean actor" vibes as well. I bet he was awesome to share a succulent Chinese meal with.

[panoramaaa-deactivated20250601]

[irlactualhuman]

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

[fatsexybitch]

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

[youre-dreaming-302]

IMac Aquariums

[aforasiandramas]

[jojosbrazzeradventures]

When did Death Note get a live action gay porno

[april]

buddy its november

[april]

wait.

[pudgy-planets]

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

[pudgy-planets]

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[hemipenal-system]

dog adoption event themed werewolf speed dating

[strawberrycircuits]

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

[strawberrycircuits]

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

[catgirlcaliphate]

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

[whump-it]

I am SO aware of stress right now.

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[caitmayart]

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

[thefloralmenace]

Alright potato, do your thing.

[sapphling]

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

[sapphling]

you all know there's other posts on here to reblog right

[sapphling]

everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second

[lastvalyrian]

y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters