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[VAL-KIT-EE] (Noun, Internet Mythology) Death Spirit here from Valhalla to collect the souls of brave keyboard warriors (and dank memes.)

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The Eddas in comic form.

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Having some technical difficulties. The image was too long for Tumblr. Hoping this works *fingers crossed*

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ᚹ  Son of Odin. ᚹ  Husband to Sif. ᚹ  Father of Magni, Modi, and Thrud. ᚹ  Stepfather of Ullr.

Strongest among all men and Gods...and a successful cross-dresser.

His name means Thunder, and his hammer called Mjöllnir means lightning. Strong, honourable, and loyal, Thor is known as the God of thunder, storms, sky, fertility, and the underclasses. "The noble who fall in the fight hath Odin, and Thor hath the race of the thralls."

-Harbarthsljoth

Where Odin appealed to rulers, leaders of battles, and too-clever-for-their-own-good outcasts; Thor was the god for the common man, the servants and the slaves. Granting strength, courage, fertility, and protection.

Raise a glass for Thor today--Happy Thorsday.

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“Two ravens sit on his shoulders and speak into his ear all the news they see or hear.  Their names are Hugin and Munin.  He sends them out at dawn to fly over all all the world and they return at dinner-time.  As a result, he gets to find out about many events.  From this he gets the name raven-god.”  --Gylfaginning Odin is the ruler of the Aesir, he is associated with wisdom, war, poetry, death, and magic.  His name symbolizes inspiration. He is the patron of rulers and outcasts. His hall, Vahalla, hosts the worthy dead, slain in combat. He has many names: All-Father, Father of the Slain, The Overthrower, The Many-Shaped, The Helper of Cargoes, the Wanderer... And along with being the Ruler of the Aesir, Odin is also known, as the God of the Hanged; the God of Prisoners; the God of Wishes; and the God of Ravens. Today is his day. Happy Wodensday.

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Frey and Freya are twins deities who belong to the Vanir tribe of Norse gods. After the Aesir-Vanir war both became hostages of the Aesir tribe in Asgard. But don’t worry, although the whole war started due to the Aesir repeatedly trying to kill Freya--who’s magical services had begun to disrupt the Asgardian traditional way of life-- She and her brother now get along fine in Asgard and are considered honorary Aesir.

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Veiled Figures by Raffaele Monti.

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"This generation of SJW has reduced the population of the entire earth to just two groups; people of color and white people. They have obliterated thousands of years of rich cultural heritage of billions of people. The SJW movement follows the creed of racists and bigots, small minds crave small answers. SJWs can't mentally process complex concepts with lots of moving parts. The sheer idea that billions of people who have skin lighter than theirs are not all the same, that's just too burdensome, too busy, too heavy to process. They can't handle the reality that Russians are not Australians, French are not Slovaks, Belgians are not Romanians, Greeks are not Italians. In the end, if the current SJW movement has taught the world's population anything, it's that it is overrun with cultural bigots who place no value on the cultural heritage of billions of human beings."

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I had an interview today and I totally rocked this question:

Interviewer: How would you explain DNA to an 8 year old?

Me: I would tell them that DNA is like Legos. Like four different colored legos. Individually, they can't do much, but when you build them in a certain order, you can make different things, like a house or a tree or little lego people. It's the same in your body. Four different DNA molecules fit together to create the unique you.

Interviewer: *brief pause* That's a really good answer.

Me: Thank you. I like Legos and science.

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And here we have an ancient dickhead.

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Another doodle inspired by Clarion’s “Lets talk about Islamism” group.

An admin argued that Muslims shouldn’t be expected to side against Islamists, if Israelis won’t support those who wish to destroy Israel...

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I’m part of a discussion group on Islamism, moderated by the Clarion Project. This comic sums up my experience of the group. That blob of text in the middle were things being discussed the night I made this scribble.

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Ever wonder where the term “bread and circuses” comes from? You can thank Ancient Roman satirist Juvenal, who penned the term back around 120 CE in his satirical piece “the Emptiness of Power”, the third chapter in his work, Satire X.

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"A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires." - Norse Proverb #MotivationMonday

— Valkitty (@itsvalkitty) 25 July 2016