darling, don't be afraid.

Maria, 25 ♡ One of the last living fans of Twilight ♡ In love with Major Jasper Withlock and Alistair ♡ Grade A Shitposter ♡

[themeaninglessjumble]

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[maycate]

[renegadepack]

twilight characters + copious amounts of heart emojis: 365/?

[forkstourismboard]

headcanon: alistair can’t stand edward. there’s no way a man who values his privacy and solitude that extremely would have much tolerance for a telepath. he only met the kid once before, which ended with alistair saying his goodbyes to carlisle and zooming off the second edward responded to something he hadn’t said out loud. alistair tries to avoid him the entire time he’s in forks and glares at him whenever he’s near, in warning.

[renegadepack]

twilight characters + copious amounts of heart emojis: 384/?

[coralfancroissantmug]

[danothan]

the line between character studies and self-indulgent doodling is actually non-existent

[cunked]

succession fans scare me they're always like "did you see when cousin greg filled that risk assessment sheet ugh i literally want to keep him in a pringles tube and shake him like a noise stick"

[quezify]

all apart

[whatwememeintheshadows]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[fontech-deactivated20221012]

oh ok

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s for the best

[remmickz]

Y/N: Why can't walkers just like eat bread or something

Rick:

Y/N: They wouldn't be deadly, they would just be dragging themselves everywhere and like stealing people's bread from their houses

Carl: graaaaaaaains

[elysiankitty]

Imagine getting mauled by a wolf and none of your friends bother to check your pulse before putting you on a funeral pyre and lighting it up.

[itsvampiretime]

they set her on FIRE

[cronegloam]

we need more women in stem (scavenging in the canadian wilderness, threatening men with knives high on shrooms, eating human flesh, making thanks to the ancient gods of the sky and the dirt)

[itsvampiretime]

I feel like we don't talk enough about all the ways smeyer's mormonism affected the canon of twilight. I only recently realised the comparison she makes between vampires and jesus. the idea being that these supernatural beings that are so above humanity and are essentially gods in nature, remain faithful christians because if they can exist why can't God, but one thing i think a lot of people missed is that canonically it takes three days for humans to become vampires, three days of agonising pain. and that always seemed so arbitrary to me until i realised: it's the same amount of time jesus took to resurrect.

[itsvampiretime]

this was a christmas meme i wrote while drunk as fuck and yall are actually replying with thoughtout, intellectual texts idk whether to be proud or confused

[itsvampiretime]

I feel like we don't talk enough about all the ways smeyer's mormonism affected the canon of twilight. I only recently realised the comparison she makes between vampires and jesus. the idea being that these supernatural beings that are so above humanity and are essentially gods in nature, remain faithful christians because if they can exist why can't God, but one thing i think a lot of people missed is that canonically it takes three days for humans to become vampires, three days of agonising pain. and that always seemed so arbitrary to me until i realised: it's the same amount of time jesus took to resurrect.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now