The Itsy Bitsy Bitty

Well hello there! Welcome to my little Check, Please sideblog, I'm happy to see you! I have too many fic ideas but RP through email (send me a message!) and can't bake but love to eat. 23 | she/her | RP zimbits & patater | having a great day <3

[ibakesouffles]

I MISS T H E M

[jovishark]

figuring out jack and bitty shapes, but also some birthday art for sekrit @camilliar whos a very good friend and has inspired me for years (which is about how long jack will spend cleaning jam splatters out of that kitchen)!

[zimbittys]

PENITUS POTES, BITCHES

[pawspaintsnthings]

Been a while. Fashion Bitty.

[manyahello]

@awkwardconfusedturtle96 gave me a super sweet prompt for some cuddly boys. AKA My life blood.

[porcupine-girl]

Snuggley boi fucking confirmed

[porcupine-girl]

Y’know, I was just looking at this post of mine and I realized - Jack is climbing into the back of the bed. Bitty is curling up to let Jack past just so that Jack can sleep back there.

Jack could sleep on the outside edge, where if he needs a little extra space he can let an arm or a leg dangle over the side. But no! He specifically wants to be snuggled up between Bitty and the wall! And this is clearly normal, since Bitty is moving to let him past without either of them commenting on it. This is how they sleep.

*ahem* As I said,

SNUG. GLE. Y. BOI.

[foryouandbits]

They have sides of the bed and they ain’t switching because there’s a wall in the way

[doggernaut]

Sides of bed (and snuggling) confirmed.

[loveliesttime]

fuck it. Jack "Cheekbones" Zimmermann appreciation post 🥰🥰🥰

[madlori]

The Dark Tol/Fair Smol Rule of Fandom Progression

I feel like a ton of fans have made this exact fandom journey:

Spot the pattern?

[sirfancyjake-archive]

I am still dating a wonderful young man and now the team knows whom! It’s changed things for the better, and that’s all y’all are getting out of me.

[puredramione]

Don’t know what I would’ve done without fanfiction this year.

[mattcullen]

click me

[fightmekentparson]

Jack: *takes the collar off his and Bitty’s dog*

Jack: *gentle gasp* you’re naked!

Bitty: why are you like this?

[ericrichardbittlejr]

Samwell Social Media part 5/?

Jack in the media

Fancast

I figured Jack’s social media presence would be heavily taken care of by the falcs pr team OR be an incomprehensible mash up of portraits of geese and Eric Bittle. (kind of like this) But I still wanted to include him in this series so here we are.

[itsybitsybitty]

eye have a soulmate

Soulmate AU where one of your eyes is the same color as your soulmate. Jack’s a little bummed when he learns that he’s born first. It’s tough

Jack’s classmates think he’s broken when they first meet him. 

He’s a child being pointed and laughed at two steps inside the preschool doors. Maman scoops him up in her arms and sets him down on a bench outside the daycare center.  He’s trying very hard not to cry. As a toddler, a child, a teenager, a twenty-something, it always looks the same. His jaw quakes just a little and he closes his eyes, turning away from her as he does.  “Oh no you don’t,” Alicia reaches out and scoops him up in her arms. 

It’s the first time he asks about his eyes. 

Keep reading

[itsybitsybitty]

part 2

The bench is the worst place for Jack Zimmermann to be during a game like this. But he’s making mistakes, tripping over his own skates, and when he steps through the door, everyone gives him space as he sits down and yanks his gloves off and throws them down. 

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. 

Playing with the Providence Falconers had been interesting, a little expansion team starting to garner an intense fanbase and community. The ice time and the few extra zeroes on his check were nice, too. He’d become lead scorer and now was a part of the captains. Raking his hands through his hair, Jack curses in Quebecois, his head ducked so the cameras don’t see him do it, but his teammates agree. 

It’ll be hard coming back from this. 2 to 5 aren’t odds that Jack likes, but he’s been here before, he’s had tough games like this before. If only it wasn’t so fucking hard.

Thankfully, there’s a TV break and the guys get off the ice. Thirdy pulls up to the bench and gets a drink. His eyes are both brown, though one is a little darker than the other. Jack’s met his wife and their kid, and he’s seen the happiness, the brightness that’s missing in his own life. 

Shit, he shouldn’t be thinking about this now, not now. He recognized a downward spiral when he saw one and he knew he couldn’t handle that and an intense game.

Especially when today is his soulmate’s birthday.

Keep reading

[itsybitsybitty]

No one:

Not a soul:

Me: abandoning my WIP for Bittle Prince Diaries to suddenly write 12k on a Jack!dragon Eric!damsel AU

[pawspaintsnthings]

“Bitty.”

The Couch and Puck make a reappearance. :)

[antiparse]

Tater: So, Bitty baker is Captain and you are just Alternate Captain. B outrank you.

Jack: *competency kink kicks in* Oh, wow, yeah he does. I…need to go call him and congratulate him again…